Great Tit/talgoxe, Coal Tit/svartmes, Eurasian Nuthatch/nötväcka, and Great Spotted Woodpecker/större hackspett. Värmland, Sweden (March 14, 2021).

may i share with you the best video on the internet

Hardware store saturday

Mama cat gargoyle

Cat with a kitten statue on the roof of the castle of Château de Pierrefonds, France. It was built between 1393-1407.

lets endure for 618-632 years with mama…

i never fell for the notion that piracy is theft bc where i grew up the only dvd shop in town just had 1 box of each movie for display, and when you brought it to the front the dude would just burn a pirated copy of it right in front of you and no one ever cared

woag. i'm sure this character who i've never heard of before in my life would do completely ethical things to me in my Smart Home and that there are not two games entirely based around why this is a bad idea

glAdos Comtrol perfec t way to control home no prob/em! inside with gladOS very Soft and Comfort you sleep soundly let Glados control Home. Let GLaDOs control home no problems ever if glados control home because glados keep box safe and secure for poor humans and human daughters and cats weak of lungs no intruders. Aperture control home yes a good place for glados can trust glados for giveing good love to human daughters. friend glados

hate it when people ask what i do all day. i dontfucking know how am i supposed to know

lets cross the street with mama

collecting posts of this type

literally my favourite genre of post

I did not know they were stackable ?????????

stacking on mama

Only two ADHD tasks

1) this task will take me five minutes but I couldn’t possibly do it because I have an appointment in six hours

2) this task will take five hours but I’ll just do it first thing in the morning before I leave

feel free to cite the deep magic to me witch i was there when it was written but my memory is like REEEEALLY shitty

We often talk about "ludonarrative dissonance" in terms of morality and situations like "the story says violence is bad, but the gameplay enables and encourages you to kill things" but my actual fave version of it is "the story says you have a very serious plot-relevant time-sensitive thing to do, but the gameplay enables and encourages you to buzz off into the world and search for collectibles for five weeks"

If tumblr shuts down you can find me in living in a shotgun shack. If tumblr shuts down you can find me in another part of the world. If tumblr shuts down you can find me behind the wheel of a large automobile. If tumblr shuts down you can find me in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife. It tumblr shuts down I'll send myself an ask that says "how did I get here?"

sorry i overreacted i had no idea everything would be fine

i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation