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Hc that when Regulus figured out Voldemort's horcruxes, he called Dorcas. He knew she'd never been like the other Slytherin's, or the Order members either. He trusted her to help him bring down the Dark Lord the way he trusted no one else. That's why she was killed by him personally. After all, he couldn't just let the most powerful witch alive try to destroy him, now that she knew exactly how to do it, could he?
I love confident casanova Mary as much as anyone, BUT yk what would be funnier? Mary who cannot for the life of her figure out why SO MANY people have a crush on her. Don't get me wrong, she's gorgeous and she knows it, but she's also snarky and cutting to anyone outside her circle of friends. Her fashion sense belongs on a runway, but the minute she's home? That girl is in her ratty old pjs watching trashy tv. She can't be bothered to wear make up most of the time and her hair has a will of its own. She is perfectly happy to kill a boy who pisses her off, and she fake proposes to her friends in public on a regular basis.
Messy, human Mary Macdonald who EVERYONE has a crush on, and couldn't tell you why if her life depended on it.
When Mary graduates, her friends stop talking to her. They're all in hiding, and so is she, but there's more to it. She just happens to be the only one not willing to die in an old man's war. An old man who tried to obliviate her. Of course, it's far easier for everyone to think she's simply a coward. So Mary's friends stop talking to her, and Mary gets on with her life in hiding.
Three years later, with Voldy long gone, Ministry Investigator Lily Evans is sent to check out some unusual magic signatures at a mansion in the countryside. And who should open the door but a rather impatient looking Mary Macdonald, now a famous fashion designer in the Wizarding world...
we need more autistic jocks btw. jocks who are obsessive nerds about their sport of choice. jocks who are rigid about their workout routines and obsessed with the math of performance statistics and nutrition and reps. jocks who don't have time for alcohol or misogyny because why are you guys chugging beer and trash talking we need to be TRAINING. guy with no tolerance for homophobia because Teammate Trevor is an integral part of the strategy play who cares who he's dating
more jocks whose sole interest is playing the game to the very best of their ability, and infodumping doing a play-by-play review immediately afterwards at the sports bar while his teammates are trying to just get drunk and decompress
Okay this is going to sound crazy but hear me out: Lily's animagus form as a taipan.
Think about it! Lily is smart, cunning, quick to lash out when threatened, and very good at shedding the parts of herself she's outgrown. Her chosen weapon, words, is just as venomous as any taipan. Everyone would expect her to have a stock gryffindor animagus like a lion or even a deer like james, but Lily has never been that straightforward. Her brand of bravery has always been a little more about outwitting the enemy, a little slippery, a little twisted. A snake is the perfect animagus form for her.
Bonus: When she managed to transform for the first time, Mary laughed for a full twenty minutes because Miss Gryffindor herself just turned into a Slytherin mascot.
Hmm Marylily AU set in the 1960s where Mary's married to Sirius and Lily's married to Remus but they're having an affair. They're so worried their husbands are gonna catch them and they'll have to end things (but little do they know, their husbands "work trips" haven't been strictly professional...)
Anyway can you tell I've been imagining Marylily in 1960s fashion bc ugh they would rock that shit
And if I drew them in 1960’s fashion??
Then we're getting married sorry i don't make the rules
Hmm Marylily AU set in the 1960s where Mary's married to Sirius and Lily's married to Remus but they're having an affair. They're so worried their husbands are gonna catch them and they'll have to end things (but little do they know, their husbands "work trips" haven't been strictly professional...)
Anyway can you tell I've been imagining Marylily in 1960s fashion bc ugh they would rock that shit
I need a fic where Lancelot gets hit by a curse that makes him extremely honest/completely removes his thought to speech filter.
Like, he doesn’t blurt secrets but he’s got no sense of fear for saying things he probably shouldn’t and just starts saying all the quiet parts out loud.
Merlin’s immediately worried about him. I kinda imagine it like:
Merlin: Do you think you’ll say anything about..?
Lance: your secret? No. Definitely not. It’s your secret to tell. Arthur should know how much you do for him even without it though. You should remind him you’re not obligated to do so much if he keeps taking advantage of your kindness.
Merlin: That…
Lance: I clearly mean it. It’s your choice of course. You know I love you too much to betray your trust.
(I’m a sucker for Mercelot but take that however you want)
Then when they all get back to Camelot and one of the towns people is struggling to fix a cart with a broken wheel.
Lance *goes over to help and starts berating the knights*: we’re knights. We’re supposed to help people. If you just want to beat people up, we’ve run into plenty of bandits that would probably take you.
And we all know he doesn’t like the structure of statuses and how power is distributed in Camelot so while he’s still respectful to Arthur as a king, the rest of the lords not so much. He avoids them as much as possible to avoid causing unnecessary problems but when Arthur asks if he’ll be at a council meeting, he’s gotta say no:
Lance: I don’t think that’d be a good idea.
Arthur: why not? I could use someone honest on the council.
Lance: I am honest with you. Mostly. You definitely shouldn’t ask what I think about magic until I can be tactful about my answer. But If I get a chance to be honest in the same room as Lord NoName I’m going to ask him if he doesn’t want to pay taxes because too much of his coin already goes to his mistresses and his wife will find out if he’s forced to document it.
Arthur: …
Lance: …
Arthur: … I don’t know which part to focus on first. If Lord NoName isn’t there will you attend?
Lance: he’s not the only one. Personally, I think they should hear it, but I don’t want to be callous about it. Their wives deserve better and forcing them to find out through gossip and rumours just seems unnecessarily cruel.
Arthur: I’ll call a round table meeting later.
Lance: Probably for the best. You should give Merlin a seat, he’s braver and has done more for you than anyone. I’ll see you later, sire.
I can imagine the magic thing would keep coming up too, just little comments about how he’s frustrated that he’ll be used as an example for why magic should be banned when it’s not all bad and can actually be quite amazing.
Everyone’s confused but he just asks Leon if he likes being alive because he wouldn’t be without the Druids and the cup of life.
Heaven forbid anyone says anything bad about Merlin. He never out’s Merlin’s secret as promised, but he absolutely makes sure everyone is aware how much Merlin does for people out of the goodness of his heart.
I also want him to shit on Uther at some point. About his parenting style or how he ruled Camelot, I don’t mind which.
I imagine someone mentioning how well Lance is handling the curse and “taking it like a man” and getting immediately shot down.
Noble: he’s handling it well, taking it like a man.
Lancelot: Hypocritical coming from you, Lord He-Payed-Less-Than-I-Did-Even-Though-It-was-Proportional-To-Everything-Else. (I don’t pretend to understand how a fictional court set in about 5 different historical eras is run) Actually, not complaining about a situation that sucks isn’t a manly trait at all. All of the problems we’re dealing with are because something happened and someone “took it like a man.” Tax evasion, wars, uneven distribution of wealth, *putting reports on the table for each one* The last time someone “took it like a man” we ended up with an entire people being murdered because a king fucked up, lost his wife, and didn’t want to admit fault and grieve like a sane person.
Everyone’s just silent for a moment.
Lance: … *thinks about what he said for a second*
Lance: No, I stand by that. I’ll apologise for my lack of tact, but not the content.
Meanwhile, watching in horror and barely contained glee:
Arthur: Should have let him sit this one out.
Merlin: Absolutely not. This might become the most productive council meeting we’ve had in years.
Anyway, I just want Lance being able to lean more into the unhinged side of his character sometimes.
He’s still got to fundamentally be a good person, he’s just less filtered in watching the casual stupidity of the nobles, or more honest about people not thanking servants enough (especially to the knights who seemed to forget that they were once common born too) and isn’t afraid to call people on their bullshit when necessary.
Everyone learns to appreciate it too so when the spell wears off, he’s less anxious about giving his opinions on things.
Just let Lancelot be the unfiltered chaotic good that he is.
guys the emeralds have such pretty names like you got evan rosier how fucking BEAUTIFUL, and then theres regulus arcturus black like okay whatever you say gorgeous, and then pandora rosier (or lovegood shes hot as fuck either way)
AND THEN YOUVE GOT SOME SHIT LIKE BARTEMIUS CROUCH JUNIOR AHAHAHAH IM FUCKING CACKLING
*introducing themselves*
like im so sorry its so fucking funny
