Did up a new sheet with prices that better reflect my process! Please fill out the form linked below for a slot, and DM me if you have any questions! All payments/invoices go through paypal

It’ll be a 50% deposit upfront and the rest upon completion (all prices are in CAD)

Edit: Going over a bulk order I realized my additions page made no goddamn sense. I will be redoing that page soon! For now additional info will be discussed in the quote process <3

https://forms.gle/u28LBPj2wSYNqZyy8

idk if this is the new raybans 24.99 sale or what but it's very funny

I only hate certain types of fic the same way I hate mosquitos and ticks. Like get these nasty little buggers away from me but also I respect their place in the ecosystem.

Me, spraying bug spray: blocked.

Listen and sometimes? To enjoy running through a beautiful field of grass and flowers (ao3) you have to tolerate the fact that bugs (fics you don’t like) are there and maybe you will even encounter one, but you can use bugspray (filtered tags) to reduce the likelihood of that. Because the alternative is not getting to experience the beautiful field of grass and flowers.

And some of my mutuals happen to be entomologists. Which is also cool.

tumblr has gotten to the point where i'm more surprised to see actual legitimate cock and balls dick and tits cum and shit capital-p PORN behind a mature content label than like. a funny meme from a trans woman or a cute video of an animal

some days you cannot help but pity some people

when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti

so my family went to the tulip fields and my little sister didn’t have a good time at all

WHY IS THAT ONE FUCKING TULIP A DIFFERENT COLOR I WOULD BE UPSET TOO

it is the chosen one

it must be the main character in the anime

It got funnier when I realized just how many tulips are in this picture.

“In a world where tulips were yellow, one dared to be different…”

Every spring this picture comes back around and every spring I crack up

at first you just see the row of tulips in the foreground, and it’s funny

then you see the rows stretching back for yards and yards, and it’s even funnier

Heyo so I’m throwing a big ol party after quarantine if this hits 1 mill so uh if anyone’s out there pls help embarrass my sister even more 7 years later

Happy 22nd of April, everyone!

10 years of embarrassing OP’s sister!

Let’s make it 11!

Hey guys let me tell you about advance fee scams

I hope y'all are familiar with these in this day and age, especially my artists out there, because they're incredibly common.

About half an hour ago I posted a drawing and tagged it #artists on tumblr, and very quickly received this comment.

My scam radar went off immediately, due to the generic blog name and lack of any emotion in the comment, but I decided it might be an entertaining venture so I dmed them. They asked for a drawing "of these", and sent me a random selfie. I got the details and told them it would be $15, and they promptly offered me $300. At this point I know it's a scam, but I play along for funsies and give them my paypal. Shortly, they send me this image for "confirmation" (I blocked out my email)

And they began to insist that I checked my email. I looked in my spam folder and found the following email.

This is fake. This is not a thing. And the "you're to refund the $200.00 back" is the scam. They send vaguely official-looking emails at you to "prove" that they sent you the money, then have you send them $200 (or however much the scam is for). Then, surprise surprise, you're out $200.

I continued to play along for a bit, and in the second email "Paypal" told me that I had to refund the $200 before they could "credit the $300 to my account", along with these lovely threats.

And yeah, it's silly. But it's not silly if you don't know and get scammed. So. Spread, please! And thank you very much to @mlaurel for the opportunity to get these screenshots.

This is a variation on a much older scam that often results in the victim being out money and also out whatever they were selling. It goes something like this:

- victim posts an item for sale on craigslist or w/e

- scammer contacts asking if a check is ok

- scammer then asks if they can write a check for more than the agreed-upon price and for the seller to give them the overage back as cash, often with some excuse about it being an out-of-state bank, they don't have a card and need some cash for something else, or whatever.

- scammer gives check, gets cash and item, and bounces

- guess what the check does, too

ANY kind of structure where you supposedly get money but have to give some of it back to someone should twig your scam radar, frankly.

Reblogging because some people need to refresh their scam radar, or start building theirs. I see far too many people fall for traps, and don't dare say for a second "this will never happen to me" because all it takes is a momentary lapse in judgement.

[VIDEO AND PHOTOS TAKEN: FEBRUARY 5TH, 2025 | Video and Image IDs: A video and six photos of an almost pinkish brown/grey and beige, brown crested millipede crawling all across a gloved human hand. It seems to wiggle around and back up in an investigative way a couple times before moving slightly forward onto the downward-facing palm of the hand and then deciding against it, moving off screen /End IDs.]

Millipede movement is so fascinating! The way the legs seem to roll in groups like treads, moving forward together, and moving backwards together!

That's what I was going for with my Lego version! A couple of people commented that they were impressed the legs went in the right direction.

WHAT THE FUCK, THAT'S SO COOL

this trope so silly I enjoy it lots whenever I see it

[ID: a drawing of two simple characters, one in red and one in blue, holding hands and smiling at one another. The red character has two blue bracelets, and the blue character has a red necklace. Above them is text that reads: “characters who are close together/have important lore relationships + accessories with each other’s colour”. /end ID]

GAMING NEWS !!

expensive

Here’s the new 24 hour comic I drew this year!  This one is called THE KING’S FOREST.  cw: blood, violence

How the fuck did you make that last panel say so many things without using any words at all that’s so fucking cool.

may i offer you a crumb of nostalgia? or a refreshing sip of vinegar?

some friends & i ended up talking about animorphs a while ago. at some point in the conversation i was explaining andalites to my partner who never read the books, stopped & went ".........you know what i'm gonna do?" to which people responded with "make an andalite bjd?" and yes. they were absolutely correct.

this also finally motivated me to sculpt a centaur body with more joints. i'm very happy with the range of motion in this, especially how nicely it lies down. need to work a little bit on stability, but the poseability is where i want it.

the gruesome gargoyle.....

prowling in the night..

healthcare should not have a weight limit.