feliraeth

@feliraeth

n. a fearful state of delirium in which one feels an intense longing for one's home, and forgets they cannot return to it.
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A social gathering of dudes who all have serious Main Character Syndrome, but all are wildly different genres. One of them is the "people don't like me because I'm too smart" Misunderstood Genius who isn't actually particularly smart, just mean. Another one thinks he's wisecracking and clever by just talking like a character in a Marvel movie. Third one thinks he's subtly pulling off a mysterious Film Noir vibe by wearing a fedora and spending most of his time internally narrating, and silently staring at people. The fourth one is a deeply dramatic purple prose self-fashioned Byronic Hero who is unaware that he would be a mildly annoying minor antagonist in a Jane Austen novel at best. The fifth one has gotten his entire personality from shounen anime.

Being morally opposed to people having sex in even single occupancy washrooms is such an extreme objection to public sex that it's honestly fascinating.

It's a closed room with a locked door where no random passerby can even fleetingly accidentally observe what's happening. Plus (for anyone just viscerally grossed out by the idea of entering a space where someone may have previously had sex) it's a room where cavalcades of strangers routinely pull their pants down and piss and shit (literally defecate) from the comfort of the same seat that you're about the sit on. A couple homos getting sloppy is probably the most sanitary thing to ever happen in there.

Ridiculous.

How capitalism brained do you have to be to think the borders between public and private spaces are so rigid that only a landlord can grant consent?

Do you seriously think unhoused people should just be outright banned from ever even masturbating? Locked in chastity? I'll have you know that probably only half of the homeless girls I've known were into that!

Wizard – Tiny monstrosity, unaligned

An arcane anomaly is what they described the wizard to be; a rejected experiment; nothing more to worry about they said – after all, it is just a lizard, they so naively thought. Shortly after, the streets of Falbheim were shattered by spells that were exclusively known to the well-read and most exalted scholars of wizardry. With all of the city’s magical stores, arcane schools as well as magically gifted resident, the wizard found a perfect place to live, to feed and thrive.

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kakapo constel flag ;

kakapo constel (link)

[id: three identical rectangular flags with nine equal horizontal stripes. from outermost to innermost, the colors are green, yellow-green, yellow, brown, dark brown. in the center of the flag is the constelic symbol, a white star with five twisty points outlined in black. end id.]

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