I eat bones to keep my calcium levels up

@femur-bandit / femur-bandit.tumblr.com

main: thicc-pirate ★ Cyrus ★ he/him ★ dutch ★ adult ★ art + other nonsense ★ number one Arne Magnusson fan

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Regular talking tag: cyrus says Vent tag: cyrus sighs Screenshots of tags about me/directed at me: tag collection pinboard - AO3 account (Half Life OC stories chapters are also uploaded there) - I'm open to recieving storyteller saturday asks! STS related OC list under the cut, I have a lot of guys haha

Reblogged shrike-dyke

My two yr old is looking through a book about prehistoric art and she saw a picture of those cave painting of hands and she held up her own and said "hand!" And I gotta be honest. That hit

#my oc #oc: sophian schildt #something about her and history... she's not the child. she's the adult

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I don't have much but I DO have an open wound #OPENWOUND

#my oc #oc: the wound bearing one

every consumer who whitewashes (and purposefully misgenders) minecraft Steve will get their copy of minecraft rendered unplayable until they stop doing that shit. btw.

#I'm so tired. can we be normal. can we be fucking normal #this is about consumers not the people in charge of the game/merch. who should also be punished but in a worse manner #minecraft #minecraft steve #steve minecraft

Reblogged featheredcritter

#my oc #oc: the wound bearing one

Reblogged poisonheadcrabsalesman

turnstileskyline

they call me the problem ignorer for reasons that i know but dont feel like addressing right now

#my oc #oc: lieze #post transformation. heehee

oh man garaks padded bra reblogged a star trek post of mine! *my notes explode with activity*

I'm so out of practice with drawing somewhat detailed blood

#my art #digital art #angel #my oc #oc: the wound bearing one #blood

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I looooove the shit that's like

"You have the power to possess me and take over my body but you don't because you respect me"

because it can lead to

"I'll let you possess me and take over my body when necessary because I trust you"

#my oc #oc: lily #oc: delta #their relationship is really something else

guy based on an art project I made for secondary school in the past. I like him a lot :3 (top right reference has the wing bases in the wrong size)

#my art #digital art #angel #my oc #oc: the wound bearing one #blood

#tag collection pinboard #what if I. esploded

Altar's undercover human name is Indra Singh (uses its regular name in human form when it doesn't care about being recognized)

#my oc #oc: altar

changed Noctiel's and Magis' names to Narcyz and Maarten "Maan"

#my oc #oc: narcyz #oc: maarten

heeheehee *updates the oc list in my pinned when you're not looking*

#half life #vortigaunt #image described #alt text

Reblogged featheredcritter

#my oc #oc: lieze #after the curse started happening

Reblogged poisonheadcrabsalesman

lady-of-the-spirit

Character who doesn't get to die & character who doesn't get to live. Is that anything.

#my oc #oc: sophian schildt #she's both. teehee

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