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Updated comms sheet :D any questions? Feel free to ask me :))!
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Skizz: If we died on an island and you were-would you eat me, dude? If I died. Impulse: (laughing) Wait-- Skizz: (interrupting) I know, I heard it-- Impulse: --"if we died would you eat me," like, I, uh-- Skizz: If I died, are you gonna eat me? Impulse: Uhhh, I don't think I could, I think I'd rather just starve. Skizz: Nooo, you gotta eat me. Impulse: That's gross. Skizz: You gotta-you gotta--dude. Desperate times, dude. Impulse: I don't think I could-- Skizz: (at the same time) I don't think I could come down here-- Impulse: Wh-why are we-why are we engaging in this conversation right now. Is this our next podcast topic? Skizz: Well! You wanna know why, dude? Cause if we-if this situation unfolds, we're gonna be like, man, we should've talked about this! Impulse: If the situation unfolded, I think we'd have plenty of time to talk about it (laughs) Skizz: That's fair, actually. Impulse: I think I could go at least twenty-one days without starving to death. Skizz: Yeah but. Would you-- Impulse: That's the next podcast.
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IN CELEBRATION OF THE RETURN OF ZITS GAME NIGHTS I GIVE YOU ALL THE ZITS GAME NIGHT CLIPS I HAVE GATHERED. REJOYCE WITH ME, FOR WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK.
AND I KNOW THERE ARE MORE MOMENTS. WHOEVER HAS THE SKIZZ MOONING (TWICE), SKIZZ SLAPPING ZEDS ASS, THE CYANIDE AND HAPPINESS NON-PG CARD, IMPULSE CALLING TANGO A SLUT, ZED AND SKIZZ BEING TOUCH4TOUCH AND OTHER SUCH CLASSIC CLIPS PLEASE POST THEM. ACTUALLY THEY DON'T EVEN NEED TO BE CLASSIC JUST POST ZITS GAME NIGHT CLIPS IF YOU HAVE THEM WE NEED TO CELEBRATE THIS RETURN!!!!
Anonymous asked:
which hermitcraft member do you think would be most likely to collaborate with dan and phil?
Joe, Cleo or grian,,
Joe or Cleo would be wonderful for me specially but other than just being some of the more likely to know of them there’s nothing linking them ,whereas grian would be the most ‘realistic’ option as in he’s responded to Dan’s (I think it was Dan’s ??) coming out tweet and also has connections to Tommy who has connections to DnP :3 plus professional minecrafter teaches two noobs minecraft would be a good title!
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Etho on Mcci today when someone asked who he was
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happy 10th birthday to evil x!!!
[image ID: A green poster with microsoft word art that says: "celebrating 10 slutty slutty years of evil." Evil Xisuma, who is a minecraft character with red armor, a grey helmet, and glowing red eyes, is sitting in the middle left. Sparkles, lightning, confetti, and transparent fire are in the background. end ID]
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Anonymous asked:
is it too soon to add a bad life series twist idea, cuz i got one
12 lives, ranging from fuschia at 12 to red at 1, and each player is assigned a random amount from 1-12 (but not 4) lives. Higher life counts are far less common that lower life counts. In addition, each life count has an additional ability
12 (fuschia) and 11 (violet) life count players have water breathing and resistance 1.
10 (purple) and 9 (dark blue) life count players have strength 1
8 (cerulean) life count players have luck as a purely aesthetic effect, and also are able to tell players with a life count below 3 what to do, and they have to do it, kinda like the zombie superpower.
7 (teal) life count players can eat concrete powder.
6 (jade green) life count players gain a totem of undying upon becoming jade green for the first time.
5 (olive green) life count players have jump boost 1 and deal extra damage with their fists.
4 (lime green) life count players have nothing specific
3 (yellow) life count players have a keybind where they can shoot (possibly guardian) lazers at whatever they are looking at
2 (orange) life count players will have all mobs be passive towards them
1 (red) life count players have a keybind where they can move blocks without picking them up. useful for reordering chests or something idk.
New life series looking great
Scratch the gif, it's another Homestuck post
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Got reminded again of my old coworker who was a massive misogynist but also trans inclusive. Told me he believed trans women are indeed women because "only women would be stupid enough to want to be women"
I wonder what he's doing now
He also aggressively corrected himself whenever he accidentally misgendered a trans guy we knew because "there's already more women than men in the world, the more numbers we steal from them, the better." Did that even when the trans guy wasn't around.
I need to point out that he was completely serious btw. This man had no sense of humor on purpose.
He was a cook at the restaurant/bar I was a bartender at, and almost punched a costumer once because he overheard him talking about how women belong in the kitchen. Told me he thought women should stay out of kitchens, that cooking is a man's job and when I asked him what he thinks women should be doing, he went quiet for a moment, then proceeded to explain to me the following
"I trust a bitch to run a kitchen as much as she can run a country, they should do shit like plumbing. Or electricity. Something you can just learn to do and don't need to lead, you know?"
Apparently women are good at "fixing shit". He claimed that he doesn't trust male plumbers or electricians except if they're gay because "something most be wrong with you if you want to go fix other people's houses, that's that maternal instinct"