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@feng-shui71

If like, you should sink down beneath
I’ll swim down, would you?

INTRODUCTION POST

adult | she/her, they/them | 🇵🇭🇨🇦 | 🍃

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• hello!! I mainly post resident evil, dead by daylight and oc x canon artwork. I’m super normal about Albert Wesker.

some info about me:

• I really really like horror, specifically old slasher and grindhouse films. My all time favourite movie is Texas Chainsaw Massacre, besides that I’m a huge movie buff.

• I love fashion, specifically McBling, 2000s-2010s emo and Opium aesthetic.

• Music, I listen to everything! Show me a song sometime! favourite genres include: Hiphop, Midwest Emo, Indie, R&B and K-Pop.

• Huge Anime Fan, I have a massive AOT fixation

My Ask Box is always open! don’t feel shy to message me to say hi or ask a question! I love talking to others. PLEASE send me art requests or headcanons, I love doodling and writing.

DNI: Pro-Ship, Zoo/Pedophile, TERF, Homophobic, Transphobic, Anti-LGBTQ+, mfs who use and make ai generated art😭😭😭

Misogyny, Misandry and Racism are also big nos

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I want Jordan to receive headpats. I feel like Wesker would bestow her the finest headpats. Like he just goes up to her and she's like HUH and then, instead of anything remotely threatening, he tilts his head, puts his hands on the sides of hers and lets his hands card through her beautiful hair, almost reverent - barely restrained love, expression unreadable but actions unmistakable.

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Can confirm he gives the best headpats, though they’re few and far between.

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i’ve never actually talked to 95% of my mutuals but that doesn’t stop me from automatically thinking “friend!!” whenever their icons pop up in my feed

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thinking of doing a dtiys w the reward being a fully rendered piece + background of whatever for the winner <\3…. idk it sounds fun .. maybe ….

Okay yeah i’ve decided i’ll do one but no clue if I want to do jordsker or just jordan hmmm… um. probably will have it out this weekend

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Advice (One-Shot)

"Ya know, it's been a long time since we invited you over for dinner, Jordan." Barry invited Jordan into his house. It was drastically different than his house in Raccoon City.

Jordan walked past Barry as she looked around the place. It was cozier probably to make up for what happened in the city. The walls painted a pale shade of yellow to be inviting.

"Yeah, it has been a while." She told him, trying to find her way through the house. Analyzing what she could to get used to her surroundings.

Barry closed the door slowly.

"The kids with Jaiden?" He asked.

Jordan nodded.

"Yeah, they'll be here for dinner in a few, i just came here sooner to take a breather" Jordan responded. "How's Kathy handling the change of scenery?" She turned to look at the big man.

Barry chuckled.

"Good as anyone would be with a change of scenery." He answered going to the dining room, Jordan followed.

She took notice of the chandelier lights above the dining room table.

"I'm thinkin' of replacing that, it makes the place look....way too fancy for my liking." Barry said shaking his head.

"Yeah." Jordan nodded as she sat down. "You sounded more on the nervous side when you were on the phone, what's up with that?" She asked. Recalling the phone call from many nights ago.

Barry sighed.

"God, I, you know how Chris said he found out Wesker was alive?" Barry tried to get straight to the point.

Jordan seemed like she winced the moment Albert's name came out of his lips. Barry felt bad as he sensed the woman's eyes flicker with many emotions, but she somehow managed to keep cool.

"I'm aware." She spoke.

Barry rubbed his arm a bit nervously and sighed.

"Well, that's not entirely the point, I just.....need advice." Barry said, looking at Jordan with unsure eyes. She was confused, not sure what exactly where he was going at, advice on?

"What do you need advice on? holding back your fist from punching someone you thought trusted and loved you?" She hummed. "I can try, but I'm still trying to work out that myself."

"N-No, after Chris found out Wesker was alive, Terisha and I were investigating a small town. It had these connections to Umbrella, and a lot of other bullshit." Barry began to explain. "Next thing we bump into Alan and--"

"Alan's alive?" Jordan raised an eyebrow. "From what Jill told me what happened in Raccoon city he...."

"He's alive, and he was working for Wesker." Barry said with a hint of frustration. "Alan kidnapped a kid for Wesker, apparently, he's immune to the virus that was infecting everyone in the city." Barry looked away, he seemed more troubled than he was before. "Fortunately, we managed to get him before Alan could take him back to Wesker."

Jordan was surprised. What the fuck was Albert planning on doing? Involving Alan was one thing, but a kid? She remembered how fondly Albert had treated their two children. The times he would help Alvina with styling her hair, and even the occasional moment with Junior where the two got along. She couldn't imagine Albert going past that line.

"The fuck was he planning on doing to the kid?" She blurted out.

"No clue, Alan wouldn't say, but I'm guessing it has to do with his immunity to the virus." Barry sighed.

Jordan paused for a second as she then recalled the advice.

"Exactly what did you need advice for?" She looked at him confused.

Barry looked back at her and sighed.

"I....I took in the boy." He leaned back in his chair.

"Oh? what's his name? where did he even come from?"

"Dylan, he's...from the Raccoon City Orphanage. Nine years old. That's all I know." Barry answered.

Jordan nodded.

"And the advice?"

Barry swallowed and seemed reluctant to say.

"You....you got a son, how do you....deal with boys?" Barry asked, motioning his right hand out of anxiety. He was clearly unsure what to do. "I've only known good of having two daughters and I love them both dearly, but a son."

"Something out of your realm, Burton?" Jordan smirked. "Or are you secretly terrified due to the many 'horror' stories you've heard of having a boy?"

Barry laughed.

"I'm not terrified, I guess I'm more....confused and anxious?" He leaned on the table a bit.

"What are you having trouble with exactly?" Jordan asked.

"Adjusting to having a boy. What do I do? just go upstairs and say "hey sport wanna go fishing? See that ball game?"" Barry asked in a poking fun at the situation kind of way. It was clear the man was overthinking it.

"Hey, it's fine Barry. When I had my son things were, smooth for the first two years. After three he was a troublemaker....."

"Was?" Barry raised an eyebrow.

"Okay still is, but you see where I'm going with this." She laughed. "He's a kid, he's adjusting to having a family. Probably is just as terrified about this situation like you are."

Barry nodded.

"Maybe you're right." He said.

"So, where's Dylan?" She asked, curiously. "Playing with Moira and Polly?"

"No, he's upstairs. Probably watching TV or reading." Barry answered. "He's not too used to the girls yet."

Jordan nodded. "You sure he's ready for house guests?"

"He'll be alright, besides, maybe Alvina or Junior can bring him out of his shell." Barry chuckled.

Jordan did the math in her head. Alvina was three years older than Dylan, whilst Junior was only two years younger. Maybe they would? She tried to think about it. What's the worst that could happen?

It was an hour or so later, Jaiden had stopped by with Alvina and Junior. Both a little worn out from the sightseeing that Jaiden had dragged them on. Alvina didn't complain but Junior did. Mostly about how his feet hurt from all the walking.

Alvina was used to accompanying Moira and Polly, she didn't mind. Junior did tag along to bug the heck out of the group, occasionally whispering something to Moira who only snorted and laughed at whatever he whispered as he wore a big grin on his face.

Dylan had eventually come down for dinner. He was quiet. It was clear how awkward the group of kids got when he entered the room. Sitting down at the table before anyone else.

Barry approached.

"Dylan, want to meet our guests?" He spoke.

The boy didn't look up till a moment or two later, he looked at the group of adults and kids approaching the table. He didn't seem to speak just nodded his head in acknowledgement.

Jordan sat down at the table with the others, she took note of the boy's appearance. The claws marks on the right side of his face and his different colored eyes. One blue and one brown.

"Dylan meet my co-worker and friend, Jordan Manalang and her kids Alvina and Junior." Barry introduced Dylan to the family.

Dylan nodded slowly.

"Nice to meet you." He managed to say. He didn't seem too interested in continuing.

Jordan eyed Barry as it was clear she was aaking with her own eyes of what exactly happened.

"The scars are from a dog attack. Kid bumped into the asshole dogs while in Raccoon city." Barry explained. "Just like the ones in that mansion." He coughed.

Jordan nodded.

Junior kept talking to Moira and she responded. It seemed like he was getting a grasp of the situation between Moira and Dylan.

"He smelled like a dog when dad brought him home." Moira whispered to Junior who snickered a bit at this. "Kind of was a dog when they tried bathing him."

Dylan seemed like he wasn't listening, and began eating in silence as dinner was served. Just some spaghetti and garlic bread.

Minutes later, dessert was ready to be served.

"Thanks for the food, I'm not really hungry for dessert." Dylan got up from his seat. He grabbed his plate. "I'm going upstairs to watch tv." He mumbled.

Barry frowned a bit.

"Why don't you stay down? Maybe Junior wants to play with you?"

Junior peeked his head up, mouth halfway full of spaghetti.

"I want to what?" Junior asked.

Jordan looked at him. Giving him a look.

Junior raised an eyebrow at this.

"Mom, I don't want to play with him." He whispered over to her. "Moira says he stinks like a dog."

"Would you try and be polite?" She whispered back over.

"No, cause I'm gonna tick him off anyways if I went with him. Plus I don't know him, what if he tries biting me?"

"He's not gonna bite you." She told him.

"I don't know. He kinda looks like he wants to." Junior pointed out Dylan just sitting there arguing with Barry.

"Please Dylan." Barry urged Dylan.

"No, I don't feel like dealing with playing with anyone right now, I just wanna be left alone." Dylan's respectful demeanor fell as he was clearly now frustrated with continuing the dinner.

Before Barry could say another word, Dylan rushed out the dining room straight up the stairs.

"Dad can we return him to the pound you found him at?" Moira joked.

Barry sighed.

"No Moira." He shook his head. "See, this is what I'm having trouble with." Barry sighed looking at Jordan.

"Oh? Does he do this a lot?" She asked

"Just a few times a week. I don't understand why he acts like this." He leaned back in his chair, arms crossed.

"Maybe you forgot to give him his rabies shot." Junior joked as Moira laughed.

"Junior!" Jordan shot him another look.

Kathy had already taken the other kids into the kitchen for 'help' with dessert, leaving Junior and Moira to joke among themselves.

Jordan and Barry stepped out of the house, to talk on the porch. Barry seemed agitated still.

"How do you....put up with it?" Barry asked.

"Having a son isn't that different than having a daughter...." she paused as she recalled a few times where Junior's behavior had made her questionable. "Uh, as long as you don't leave him alone with your best guitar."

Barry sighed.

"I try and talk with the kid, and all I feel like is an idiot." He shook his head.

"I think you're trying way too hard to be a parent more than how you usually do it." Jordan pointed out. "I mean, usually you're more laid back in some ways, but today was different." She said.

Barry looked at her.

"Was I?" He asked.

Jordan nodded.

"Yeah, you're usually not so....uh, what's the word?" She tried snapping her fingers in hopes that the answer would be there. "Reserved?"

Barry raised an eyebrow.

"Was I really like that today?"

"Yup, maybe just treat him how you treat your daughters? So it feels a bit more....genuine."

"I didn't feel genuine?" He repeated.

"No, ugh, fuck, how do I explain this?" She grumbled in frustration. "I know what I want to say but it's hard to translate it from my thoughts to words." Jordan leaned on the pillar of the patio. "Kids can detect these sort of things, you know when someone's being fake nice to you yet they secretly hate you?"

Barry nodded.

"Yeah?"

"That's what I'm assuming Dylan is feeling from how you treat him." She spoke. "He probably thinks you don't really mean it, I mean it's conflicting when you're now in a new family and new setting than what you've been used to for most of your life."

"You're right, kid must think I'm feeling burdened having him here." Barry frowned.

"That or he's overwhelmed by new people. Wanna know how long it took Albert and I to get Junior to his first day of school without him trying to climb out the window of the car. So long that he missed half the first day."

Barry nodded.

"But that's kids for you, they're at their most raw emotional state that any person can be and with what you've told me so far, I'm not surprised he doesn't want to be near people."

"Well, least I know what they problem is now and how to solve it." Barry got up. "Anyways, wanna grab some dessert?"

"What did Kathy make?"

"Angel food cake."

"Sounds good to me." Jordan followed Barry back inside.

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I wrote this as I was more in the mood to write than I have been with drawing lately. It's pretty raw and not so edited. But editing is a pain soo forgive me for any spelling mistakes.

I wanted to write a short Burton family story and how they interact with Jordan and her family a bit. Hopefully I did them justice. T.T

Plus, I wanted some supportive best friend moments between Jordan and Barry.

Jordan, Alvina and Junior belong to @feng-shui71

Dylan belongs to ME.

NO WAYYYDYDYSUG I LOVE THIS … this is so cute and sweet omfg thank you <3 <3 <3

Anonymous asked:

This is just a thought but…wouldn’t Wesker’s viruses be contagious via bodily fluids? How tf did he get all these weird ass viruses and not spread them to Jordan? lmaoo

i’m crying no way Wesker’s got the contagious cum😭😭😭😭😭gave Jordan the diabolical uroboros and t-virus stds😭😭😭

Considering all the gross missions Jordan gets to after S.T.A.R.S. disbands (The Mansion Incident, Spain 2004), I like to think it’s because she’s built up a sort of immunity to some of them because of the amount of times she’s been exposed so she’s pretty clean.

Also Wesker is asymptomatic and fully stable despite his horrible concoction of weird ass viruses, which all have different methods of transmission. The T-Virus mainly spreads through open wounds, blood contact and biting, his strain specifically being selective iirc so I don’t think that one would spread to her at all. Unless his nut or saliva (when making out .. or something..) has a huge viral load which I highly doubt, then yeah she’d probably get them. I know I’ve stated before that he likes to bite during sex but that still wouldn’t effect her, I don’t think he’d pierce through her skin. These same points apply to Uroboros since it also has the same transmission factors if I’m correct..

Besides that I kinda just wanted her to be a regular ass person😭😭😭 throughout canon she gets weaker and weaker as she gets older until Re5 hits and I don’t want to ruin that since it’s realistic. She’s an old woman, let her be one. Plus, I didn’t want to go down the typical OP virus infected route, I feel like it’s more interesting that way.

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Do Albert and Jordan watch any shows/movies together?

Yeah of course!

If we’re sticking to my canon from like 1985-2009 then some favourites would be:

Shows: King of the Hill, Twin Peaks, The X-Files, Dexter, The Original Star Trek, South Park, Family Guy, House M.D., Duckman, The Big Bang Theory and Grey’s Anatomy. Can you tell Wesker was forced to sit down and watch the comedies.

Movies: Requim for a Dream, literally ANY Tarantino film (specifically Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill 1&2 or Pulp Fiction), Fight Club, any slasher or psych film such as Halloween or Misery, Silence of the Lambs is a familiar favourite. Uhh.. The Matrix, Bladerunner, American Psycho, The Addams Family (watched with the kids, of course!) and the Butterfly Effect.

Obviously there’s more but these are just some that come to mind ^^

i love when fic writers who have clearly never tried any kind of alcohol in their lives try to write someone drinking bc they're always like

"he ordered a tall glass of hard liquor. after three large glasses he was feeling tipsy" like babygirl i can't be sure but i think u just sent this man to the hospital

"the amber liquid tasted sweet" bestie i can assure you it did not

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A few months ago I was really heavily inspired to draw my ocs as if they were absorbed by the entity into the Dead by Daylight universe. ^^^ this one in particular is meant to be a Huntress skin (obv) named The Witchfinder bc that is one of her many infamous names in universe. She also is a tall muscular woman who conceals her face with a mask (not animal pelt like huntress but whatever) and hums to herself. Easily enough making her fit being a skin than a unique killer but the idea does exist.

I also made like. 2 survivor characters from my vast arrangement of ocs. I intended to add more, their icons, perks, and bio stating their circumstances of waking up in the trial grounds. But I’m lazy af lol who tf has time for that

Idk I might continue this if I ever find the inspo. These two have dbd lore too and I was working on their unique perks. Or just making one another Cheryl mason because …

That would require REAL long post yap session, reminiscent of my DBH oc days

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Is Jordan one of those moms who doesn’t care if her kids smoke/smoke in the house? How does Wesker feel about things like that too? Since Alvina doesn’t strike me as that sort, but Junior..lmao

Do not be fooled everyone in that god forsaken household smokes something, whether it’s weed, cigarettes or a vape. Junior obviously smokes weed, Wesker strikes me as a Marlboro kind of man, and Jordan is the one who does both, has the worst lungs known to man. As for Alvina, she’s the lame one who has her dragonberry mango ice disposable on her that she rewires when it runs out, but she also smokes weed I think.

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RE OC Incorrect quotes GROUP EDITION #3

(These ones are mix of what I thought of from my head, or re-watching a bunch of movies and funny scenarios. XD)

Albert: Jordan I can explain!

Jordan: I can't believe you have a brother! All these years, you told me you were an only child! Did he come with a return policy?

Alan: No, it was actually him who was returned! -shouting from the kitchen-

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April: -sitting in a chair next to Ada, and Luis.-

Claire: W-What's going on?

Fawn: oh! Hi Claire, we were just getting started!

Claire: On what?

April: It's a support group called 'SBS'.

Claire: What's SBS stand for? you guys on drugs?

Fawn: Shared Boyfriend Society.

Claire: Shared......boyfriend society??? You're both dating Leon?

Fawn: Sure, we're all dating him, but why compete when we can just start a support group? Welcome to the 'Shared Boyfriend Society—where our love triangle turned into a love.....hey April how many shapes has...like....five sides?

April:....Jesus, I said a pentagon!

Claire....what? who's the fifth?

Everyone: -looks to Claire-

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Terisha: You just HAD TO BUY bagels that were hard as rocks!

Jaiden: How was I supposed to know Chris would've eaten them all...

Terisha: AND CHOKED ON THEM.

Jaiden: Maybe if we just leave the room and act like nothing happened, it’ll be like it never was!

Terisha: Sure, and while we’re at it, let’s just pretend he’s on an intense lunch break—forever!

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Junior: -Just saved Ethan and Lyla from another sneak attack gone wrong.-

Lyla: You have saved our lives! we're eternally grateful!

Junior: Yeah, yeah, whatever.

LATER AFTER THE MISSION

Lyla: You have saved my life, I'm eternally grateful!

Sherry: You saved her life! Oh, my hero! and she's so adorable! let's adopt her!

Lyla: Dadddyyyy!

Junior: Oh no....

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Cindy, whispering to Ethan, who’s on the phone with Min Ji: Ask her something!

Ethan: How are you feeling?

Min Ji: Fine.

Cindy: Something personal!

Ethan: At what age did you first get your period?

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Fawn: You know those things will kill you, right?

Nell, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point.

Carlos, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process.

Henry: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

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Jaiden, Jordan, and Junior belong to @feng-shui71

April, Min Ji, and Nell belong to @inhabitant-nefarious

HWJDHWJDJD YESSSS

I dont understand how people think “but they killed people!” Is everrrr going to convince me to hate a fictional character. I actually like them more because they killed people. In fact, its the main thing I like about them. I would cheer with pom-poms at the mere implication of them killing again.

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