Kaminari: Sensei, I accidentally ate a lemon seed, am I gonna have a lemon tree grow in my stomach?
Aizawa: That depends, did you also swallow a wet paper towel?
Kaminari: Yeah.
Aizawa:
Aizawa: Go to the nurse.
Bakugo, running from bad guys on top of a building: Come and try to get me, you sons of-
Bakugo, phone rings and he picks up: H-Hello?
Izuku, reading a book on his couch: The squirrels are back in the attic again.
Bakugo, ducking attacks and punching: Deku?!
Izuku: I should call the exterminator, but it’s personal this time.
Bakugo, running from the enemy’s helicopter: Why the hell are you calling me now?!
Izuku: They already eat at my garden, those little furry bastards.
Bakugo, jumps off building: OH FOR GOD’S SAKE-
Hori gave another God-tier illustration and there are fools out there trying to rage for no reason and tell the freaking author how to draw HIS characters
If you didn’t know, skintone can change with any type of lightning. And Hori actually nailed her coloring when a bright light is engulfing her.
Download the photo and turn the brightness all the way down to see for yourself 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️
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HC: Kaminari is like scary talented in understanding neuroscience
Aizawa: Okay, who can tell me what happens to our neuro-receptors when we don't get enough REM sleep?
Kaminari, immediately: They lose their sensitivity to seratonin and norepinephrine which can lead to impaired cognitive function.
Class 1-A:
Aizawa:
Kaminari: But I don’t like going to bed early, sensei! I’ll miss my talk shows!
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Bakugo, sitting and reading a book:
Kirishima: Hey bro! Can I borrow your phone for a sec? Mine died earlier.
Bakugo: Can’t. On the phone with Deku.
Kirishima: ?
Bakugo, picks up phone: Uh-Huh. *puts phone back down while Izuku just keeps talking*
Kirishima:
Bakugo: It’ll be a while before he stops.
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Aizawa: Midoriya, Bakugo. I appreciate you helping with the supermarket robbery, but that doesn’t mean take 11 bags of groceries. You will return all of them at once.
Bakugo: Hah?
Izuku: Sensei, we planned on paying for those groceries but unfortunately, the owner died in the robbery.
Aizawa: No, he didn’t. He got shot but he’s just in the ICU.
Bakugo and Izuku: Oh.
Izuku, whispering: Did you already put that giant ham in the oven?
Bakugo, whispering back: You know I did.
Kirishima: Hey dude! I heard you got that identity theft guy.
Bakugo: Tch, like it was hard.
Perp, in confession room and singing: Dynamight, Dynamight. Gorgeous Dynamight.
Bakugo: I think the disgusting bastard is into me.
Kirishima: What do you do to these perps?
Bakugo: Fear is a powerful aphrodisiac. Why Deku begs-
Kirishima: I don’t-I don’t want details.
Bakugo: Pfft, prune.
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Izuku: Well, Kacchan’s drunk.
Kirishima: Let’s get a confession out of him.
Izuku: Okay, sure. Kacchan?
Bakugo: What is it, *hic* nerd?
Izuku: What makes you cry the most?
Bakugo: Winnie the Pooh quotes.
Kiri and Izuku:
Bakugo: I can’t fucking hold it together with Winnie the Pooh quotes.
Kirishima: Out of everything in this world, but why not?
Bakugo, tearing up: Fuck...Piglet...
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Aizawa: Okay, listen up. We are in the lead right now, but Class 1-B is closing the gap on best grades in all first year classes.
Class 1-A: *groaning*
Aizawa: So, I got something to motivate you to do better. *brings out a puppy dog*
Class 1-A: *happy to see dog*
Aizawa: This is Ace. He will be our mascot. And if we lose first place in being number one…I kill the dog.
Class 1-A: *screaming in horror*
Todoroki, very sad:
Izuku: He’s been so lonely since Sero went on that two month long mission. Can’t we cheer him up with something?
Bakugo: Why should we do anything?
Izuku: Because he’s our friend!
Bakugo: Fine! Damn, here. I have a cold case he can do.
Izuku: I thought all of your cases were closed. You were bragging about it so much last night, I couldn’t hear the neighbors’ fight.
Bakugo: They always end up making up and doing the nasty, you fu*king know that.