wait are yall actually getting switch two's

you people are weak and frail

*flight intercom* this is your captain speakinf. googoo gaga babay bububugbggh huegy oo gaga googy bboobobobaba *plane rapidly descending*

When your run out, of cups… no prablem for me 😎 My milk apple cup

Bone apple teeth!

Huh? *Looks at your really sternly* What their fuck does that mean

When your gonna eat something and you say “bone apple teeth”

I will never fuckeing say that… *Crushes an watermelon with one hand and walks off*

*Goes too an abandoned hospital* Wow

Umm hi nicky... you got a little something... on ur...don't worry about it I'm sure u know

comfort characters be like 👨🏻👨🏻👨🏻

(butch) dogs playing poker

youre mine im yours

ooo i wonder what this drawing is about

he doesnt give a damn

kukri always crits.

encounter with an angel

🍎

supports as "Fight club" characters 'cause...why not?

btw the katy perry/bezos' girlfriend/other four irrelevant billionaires 10 minute space stunt was not the first all female expedition no matter how much they try to market it as such. the first all female mission was in 1963 with soviet cosmonauts Valentina Tereshkova, Irina Solovyova and Valentina Ponomaryova - all three of which were working class and had to pass incredibly hard exams to be chosen from 400 potential candidates. just in case we started falling for the propaganda machine again

oh i love them so much...