coquette finch cortez

MILF (man i love finch)

grian fits a fennec fox so good I SWEAR

We've got a new one!

Welcome to the family little guy!

I have seen that giraffe again......

why is nobody talking about the pure TERROR that exile is. i just watched jevin’s episode and DEAR GOD.

twenty hours of elytra flight on the nether roof to make it back home. there is nobody there, there are armor stands fashioned to look like your enemies but they aren’t there. Not only that but there’s a room. A padded room, with a plant and a painting and some cake, with tapes that play rehabilitation messages. Messages that are affirming in some parts but also terrifying in delivery and in the overall thing they’re attempting to get across. “your friends are happy you’re receiving help. you’re beautiful. you’re talented.”

where are my psychological horror fics. where’s jevin being driven slowly to madness as scar’s voice just loops over and over. i know he walked away from the building but the POTENTIAL.

the permit office is going so dystopia and i am HERE for it

scar going to make the most hellishly alienating and sterile environment possible and essentially making a doctors office complete with a wellness theme is incredible. today on hermitcraft scar introduces his fellow hermits to medical trauma. by giving it to them.

this bloody cat keeps messing with the redstone

the proper band au intro that i realised i have NOT POSTED 😭

 i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

hey op good news

2025

Grian offering to sacrifice himself for Joel was very sweet but can we talk about Grian surviving being knocked off the tower and then yelling “I’M NOT GOING OUT LIKE THAT. NOT LIKE SKIZZ, NOT LIKE MUMBO, NOT ON THAT TOWER!”

i’m

i’m very normal about that moment

the perfect man exists and it's Mumbo Killsalot Jumbo 🙏

mumbo thinks he could beat most the irl hermits in a fistfight. okay. let's see. welcome back, my name is grian and today we're all gathered here to kick off a brand new life series in the middle of this actual forest

LOOK AT HIM GO!!!!

ya I’m still in the desert what about it.

Yall seen teen beach movie?

I inserted some lifers into it (^_^)

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