Martyn and Ren outfit designs for MisadventuresSMP!!

CHAPTER 17

I know this is April Fools but this is a serious canon chapter

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The difference in fan reactions to lore from Ren compared to Martyn is so funny it’s like image their lore as one big play and they step out in the last scene

Ren goes on stage and dramatically announces that the main character died before he ever got to express his feeling for his true love with tears dramatically steaming down his face. The crowd stands up in a standing ovation as they throw hundreds of flowers on stage, people shout how wonderful the play was, men and women alike are in awe. He gets a few playful heckles about hurting people’s feelings, but overall the crowd loves it and spend the entire year telling anybody who will listen how amazing the play was and how Ren has reinvented theater for the fifth time.

Martyn goes on stage and announces that the main character died before confessing his true feelings to his love with the biggest shit eating grin on his face, the crowd stands and all simultaneously start throwing anything they have directly at him. He laughs as the screams of agony fill the room, half the building is on fire, the other half is flooded with tears. Cherri gets on stage and begins to beat him with a stick, the people will never recover from this. People who watched the play will go on to make the most beautiful pieces of art to ever grace the planet and call it shit like “what could have happened if Martyn wasn’t a bitch” while throwing thousands of dollars at Martyn to make another with sticky notes saying how big of an inspiration he is.

They both make me sick /hj

the nether is terrifying because it is hell and monsters live there who want to hurt you. however, it gets even more terrifying when you think about Intentional Game Design. a world where you'll die if you try to sleep. you could get stuck there, growing wearier and wearier, until your eyes start to blur with the waves of heat rising from the earth. when you cave in and lay your head to rest the ground will explode. the souls trapped in the dirt will scream with you. you will never be heard. this world will rip you apart for the crime of being human. you cannot win. you cannot rest now. there are always monsters nearby.

THERE WILL ALWAYS BE MONSTERS NEARBY BUT THE CURSE DOES NOT APPLY to the baby ghast that you can scoop into your arms and take with you to the beautiful heavens above. you can sleep next to a ghast because it is not a monster, the universe tried to trick it into becoming one. the world tried to rip it apart for the crime of being free.

#posts they have like 10k notes to me

what's hilarious is that getting this to 10k went from people tagging friends to people sending it to Walmart and Spirit Halloween and those gimmick blogs i love and eventually calling on someone named The Tagger like we're in an action film and we're bringing out the secret weapon

*hey sir, you might wanna look at this*

*removes glasses* my god

i think it's time

"y-you don't actually mean tha-"

he left me his number for situations exactly like this

"are you saying?"

he's in,,, call in @the-taggerrr

i'm gonna start tagging random ppl for shiggles @dailyhatsune @dailybill-cipher @the-thing-of-worms @yeahokayillreblogthat @real-british-empire @real-british-empire @pukicho

I’m stealing this >:3

we shall rage war for a thousand generations over the theft of my priceless post

Nope, mine now :3

i detest the British museum act of 1963

First post on here. I have no clue how Tumblr works and I have very few plans to learn efficiently I am so scared. Martyn InDaLittleWood.

dont worry this website is easy. all you have to say is martyn indalittlewood and you get notes. you've got it already

you guys HAVE to take “is dumb” off the end of your username. you have to take “my shit rambles” out of your talking tag. you have to stop apologizing for existing. I get so sad for every url I see like “[name]’s-stupid-reblogs” and every blog I open with a title like “pointless posts” and every opinion post I see tagged something derogatory by op!! speaking as someone whose post tag used to be “makes bad posts.” stop actively putting up roadblocks for yourself!! why do we always say bullying is bad but never when we’re bullying ourselves

everyone give it up for the best tag on this post

the nether is terrifying because it is hell and monsters live there who want to hurt you. however, it gets even more terrifying when you think about Intentional Game Design. a world where you'll die if you try to sleep. you could get stuck there, growing wearier and wearier, until your eyes start to blur with the waves of heat rising from the earth. when you cave in and lay your head to rest the ground will explode. the souls trapped in the dirt will scream with you. you will never be heard. this world will rip you apart for the crime of being human. you cannot win. you cannot rest now. there are always monsters nearby.

THERE WILL ALWAYS BE MONSTERS NEARBY BUT THE CURSE DOES NOT APPLY to the baby ghast that you can scoop into your arms and take with you to the beautiful heavens above. you can sleep next to a ghast because it is not a monster, the universe tried to trick it into becoming one. the world tried to rip it apart for the crime of being free.

#posts they have like 10k notes to me

what's hilarious is that getting this to 10k went from people tagging friends to people sending it to Walmart and Spirit Halloween and those gimmick blogs i love and eventually calling on someone named The Tagger like we're in an action film and we're bringing out the secret weapon

*hey sir, you might wanna look at this*

*removes glasses* my god

i think it's time

"y-you don't actually mean tha-"

he left me his number for situations exactly like this

"are you saying?"

he's in,,, call in @the-taggerrr

i'm gonna start tagging random ppl for shiggles @dailyhatsune @dailybill-cipher @the-thing-of-worms @yeahokayillreblogthat @real-british-empire @real-british-empire @pukicho

I’m stealing this >:3

we shall rage war for a thousand generations over the theft of my priceless post

mumbo thinks he could beat most the irl hermits in a fistfight. okay. let's see. welcome back, my name is grian and today we're all gathered here to kick off a brand new life series in the middle of this actual forest

Group sleepover activities 😭🙏

i love that your idea of a sleepover game includes a fistfight in the woods

the nether is terrifying because it is hell and monsters live there who want to hurt you. however, it gets even more terrifying when you think about Intentional Game Design. a world where you'll die if you try to sleep. you could get stuck there, growing wearier and wearier, until your eyes start to blur with the waves of heat rising from the earth. when you cave in and lay your head to rest the ground will explode. the souls trapped in the dirt will scream with you. you will never be heard. this world will rip you apart for the crime of being human. you cannot win. you cannot rest now. there are always monsters nearby.

THERE WILL ALWAYS BE MONSTERS NEARBY BUT THE CURSE DOES NOT APPLY to the baby ghast that you can scoop into your arms and take with you to the beautiful heavens above. you can sleep next to a ghast because it is not a monster, the universe tried to trick it into becoming one. the world tried to rip it apart for the crime of being free.

#posts they have like 10k notes to me

it would except the universe isn't kind

@totally-italy @constant-bi-panic @freaky-always @bees-official @demonicallyslaying @rat-detector @xx-th33-s1lly-0n3-xx @fattocatto-wizard @mrbimbo

isn't there a blog that tags like 200 people too

yeah! @the-taggerrr

uhh his last post was in november, i got hisa tag list tho:

@rectangular-astronaut

@literally-the-first-state

@eeveetheadventurer

@femboy-aldi

@femboy-jack-in-the-box

@femboy-ikea

@femboy-community-notes

@literal-trans-bean

@ohio-thestate

@i-make-things-into-faces

@glitched-out-mess

@the-official-publix

@radicalfantasydwarfs

@oohlookafrog

@sentientballofpeas

@definitelymanitoba

@postalignments

@altghoul

@kroger-fr

@plaguedoctorate

@facelessthefreak

@the-real-gmail

@unused-paradox

@totally-china

@maryland-no-rabies

@flunkett

@i-eat-so-much-grass

@the-official-goose-god

@lemon16

@karmaajr

@violet-hady

@kykafitzdinguss

@seagull9111

@spam-official

@usernameichoseonawhim

@hands-you-a-spatula

@real-life-england

@rotating-donuts-blog

@lickmydiscostickk

@andillwearmypearls

@characters-with-garlic-bread

@guysitsfirepawreal

@salad-flavored-adventures

@analog-autistic

@thoughts-of-thog

@official-saxony

i like this post

thanks ohio

you're welcome

the nether is terrifying because it is hell and monsters live there who want to hurt you. however, it gets even more terrifying when you think about Intentional Game Design. a world where you'll die if you try to sleep. you could get stuck there, growing wearier and wearier, until your eyes start to blur with the waves of heat rising from the earth. when you cave in and lay your head to rest the ground will explode. the souls trapped in the dirt will scream with you. you will never be heard. this world will rip you apart for the crime of being human. you cannot win. you cannot rest now. there are always monsters nearby.

THERE WILL ALWAYS BE MONSTERS NEARBY BUT THE CURSE DOES NOT APPLY to the baby ghast that you can scoop into your arms and take with you to the beautiful heavens above. you can sleep next to a ghast because it is not a monster, the universe tried to trick it into becoming one. the world tried to rip it apart for the crime of being free.

#posts they have like 10k notes to me

what's hilarious is that getting this to 10k went from people tagging friends to people sending it to Walmart and Spirit Halloween and those gimmick blogs i love and eventually calling on someone named The Tagger like we're in an action film and we're bringing out the secret weapon

the nether is terrifying because it is hell and monsters live there who want to hurt you. however, it gets even more terrifying when you think about Intentional Game Design. a world where you'll die if you try to sleep. you could get stuck there, growing wearier and wearier, until your eyes start to blur with the waves of heat rising from the earth. when you cave in and lay your head to rest the ground will explode. the souls trapped in the dirt will scream with you. you will never be heard. this world will rip you apart for the crime of being human. you cannot win. you cannot rest now. there are always monsters nearby.

THERE WILL ALWAYS BE MONSTERS NEARBY BUT THE CURSE DOES NOT APPLY to the baby ghast that you can scoop into your arms and take with you to the beautiful heavens above. you can sleep next to a ghast because it is not a monster, the universe tried to trick it into becoming one. the world tried to rip it apart for the crime of being free.

#posts they have like 10k notes to me

it would except the universe isn't kind

@totally-italy @constant-bi-panic @freaky-always @bees-official @demonicallyslaying @rat-detector @xx-th33-s1lly-0n3-xx @fattocatto-wizard @mrbimbo

isn't there a blog that tags like 200 people too

yeah! @the-taggerrr

uhh his last post was in november, i got hisa tag list tho:

@rectangular-astronaut

@literally-the-first-state

@eeveetheadventurer

@femboy-aldi

@femboy-jack-in-the-box

@femboy-ikea

@femboy-community-notes

@literal-trans-bean

@ohio-thestate

@i-make-things-into-faces

@glitched-out-mess

@the-official-publix

@radicalfantasydwarfs

@oohlookafrog

@sentientballofpeas

@definitelymanitoba

@postalignments

@altghoul

@kroger-fr

@plaguedoctorate

@facelessthefreak

@the-real-gmail

@unused-paradox

@totally-china

@maryland-no-rabies

@flunkett

@i-eat-so-much-grass

@the-official-goose-god

@lemon16

@karmaajr

@violet-hady

@kykafitzdinguss

@seagull9111

@spam-official

@usernameichoseonawhim

@hands-you-a-spatula

@real-life-england

@rotating-donuts-blog

@lickmydiscostickk

@andillwearmypearls

@characters-with-garlic-bread

@guysitsfirepawreal

@salad-flavored-adventures

@analog-autistic

@thoughts-of-thog

@official-saxony

yeah sure I’ll break my inactivity for that

This post is lawful good!

hell yeah

the nether is terrifying because it is hell and monsters live there who want to hurt you. however, it gets even more terrifying when you think about Intentional Game Design. a world where you'll die if you try to sleep. you could get stuck there, growing wearier and wearier, until your eyes start to blur with the waves of heat rising from the earth. when you cave in and lay your head to rest the ground will explode. the souls trapped in the dirt will scream with you. you will never be heard. this world will rip you apart for the crime of being human. you cannot win. you cannot rest now. there are always monsters nearby.

THERE WILL ALWAYS BE MONSTERS NEARBY BUT THE CURSE DOES NOT APPLY to the baby ghast that you can scoop into your arms and take with you to the beautiful heavens above. you can sleep next to a ghast because it is not a monster, the universe tried to trick it into becoming one. the world tried to rip it apart for the crime of being free.

#posts they have like 10k notes to me

it would except the universe isn't kind

@totally-italy @constant-bi-panic @freaky-always @bees-official @demonicallyslaying @rat-detector @xx-th33-s1lly-0n3-xx @fattocatto-wizard @mrbimbo

isn't there a blog that tags like 200 people too

yeah! @the-taggerrr

uhh his last post was in november, i got hisa tag list tho:

@rectangular-astronaut

@literally-the-first-state

@eeveetheadventurer

@femboy-aldi

@femboy-jack-in-the-box

@femboy-ikea

@femboy-community-notes

@literal-trans-bean

@ohio-thestate

@i-make-things-into-faces

@glitched-out-mess

@the-official-publix

@radicalfantasydwarfs

@oohlookafrog

@sentientballofpeas

@definitelymanitoba

@postalignments

@altghoul

@kroger-fr

@plaguedoctorate

@facelessthefreak

@the-real-gmail

@unused-paradox

@totally-china

@maryland-no-rabies

@flunkett

@i-eat-so-much-grass

@the-official-goose-god

@lemon16

@karmaajr

@violet-hady

@kykafitzdinguss

@seagull9111

@spam-official

@usernameichoseonawhim

@hands-you-a-spatula

@real-life-england

@rotating-donuts-blog

@lickmydiscostickk

@andillwearmypearls

@characters-with-garlic-bread

@guysitsfirepawreal

@salad-flavored-adventures

@analog-autistic

@thoughts-of-thog

@official-saxony

Hands you a spatula

the nether is terrifying because it is hell and monsters live there who want to hurt you. however, it gets even more terrifying when you think about Intentional Game Design. a world where you'll die if you try to sleep. you could get stuck there, growing wearier and wearier, until your eyes start to blur with the waves of heat rising from the earth. when you cave in and lay your head to rest the ground will explode. the souls trapped in the dirt will scream with you. you will never be heard. this world will rip you apart for the crime of being human. you cannot win. you cannot rest now. there are always monsters nearby.

THERE WILL ALWAYS BE MONSTERS NEARBY BUT THE CURSE DOES NOT APPLY to the baby ghast that you can scoop into your arms and take with you to the beautiful heavens above. you can sleep next to a ghast because it is not a monster, the universe tried to trick it into becoming one. the world tried to rip it apart for the crime of being free.

#posts they have like 10k notes to me

it would except the universe isn't kind

@totally-italy @constant-bi-panic @freaky-always @bees-official @demonicallyslaying @rat-detector @xx-th33-s1lly-0n3-xx @fattocatto-wizard @mrbimbo

isn't there a blog that tags like 200 people too

yeah! @the-taggerrr

uhh his last post was in november, i got hisa tag list tho:

@rectangular-astronaut

@literally-the-first-state

@eeveetheadventurer

@femboy-aldi

@femboy-jack-in-the-box

@femboy-ikea

@femboy-community-notes

@literal-trans-bean

@ohio-thestate

@i-make-things-into-faces

@glitched-out-mess

@the-official-publix

@radicalfantasydwarfs

@oohlookafrog

@sentientballofpeas

@definitelymanitoba

@postalignments

@altghoul

@kroger-fr

@plaguedoctorate

@facelessthefreak

@the-real-gmail

@unused-paradox

@totally-china

@maryland-no-rabies

@flunkett

@i-eat-so-much-grass

@the-official-goose-god

@lemon16

@karmaajr

@violet-hady

@kykafitzdinguss

@seagull9111

@spam-official

@usernameichoseonawhim

@hands-you-a-spatula

@real-life-england

@rotating-donuts-blog

@lickmydiscostickk

@andillwearmypearls

@characters-with-garlic-bread

@guysitsfirepawreal

@salad-flavored-adventures

@analog-autistic

@thoughts-of-thog

@official-saxony

i like this post

thanks ohio

minecraft servers literally only have one plot and it's "mysterious block is spreading around and making people go weird"

@tjodity the people have spoken