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In The Lost City Of Boston

people from boston should start ssaying stuff like "bloody hell mate" and calling each other wankers and stuff like that. it just makes sense

sometimes u go on google searching for a reference image and you just find something that is totally not what you are looking for but is better than anything u could have ever dreamed

who is she

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the moment I saw this woman I was completely overcome with the feeling that she was, at that very moment, somehow divorcing me

Do you think they could've had lesbian sex

[ID: First, a tf2 comic screenshot of Merasmus looking at the viewer and posing dramatically with her hands, saying "Ancient Sumerians invented the first carnival! But like everything the Sumerians did, its purpose was PURE EVIL!"

Second, a Good Omens screenshot of Crowley standing at the crucifixion. She is wearing a black robe and a black veil over her long hair.

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Reasoning:

@pyrovisionary told me to post this. This is inspired by a bumper sticker I saw today

[ID: Heart locket gif with "I <3 (heart emoticon) my gay dog" in one side and a screenshot of the tf2 comic showing Sniper tf2 dripping wet and very sad in the other. End ID]

Oh no

[ID: Tf2 screenshot that says "scout has escaped the underworld!" End ID]

Kind of obsessed with the cinematic parallels tbh

[Image IDs: One image of official Warriors art and one from the tf2 comic. The Warriors art shows Scourge dramatically slashing at Tigerstar's stomach. The tf2 comic panel shows Medic slicing at Cheavy's face with his bonesaw, with "slash" written in big red text as an action descriptor. End ID]

Made this while going thru my Medic tag looking for beach-themed Medic pics and realizing just how much of this guy with his tits out I reblog

[ID: Slightly edited tweet by (doctor) Alex Grease @.dodgonkulator that reads "All the really odd women and gay men on here seem to have access to an alternate version of tf2 that's really low-res and every episode is about various characters putting on minxy outfits. End ID]

Edits I made of the two panels where u can see Sniper's blue eyes to make him have brown eyes. :heart:

[Image ID: Two edits of tf2 comic panels, one from The Naked and the Dead and one from Blood in the Water. Both of them are closeups on Sniper's face, from when he's shooting tfc Sniper and from when he's watching the tfc team's submarine come in through the hatch, respectively. In both, he's edited to have brown eyes. End ID]

Sniper tf2 puppyplay pride icons because I can do whatever I want

Pngs from @tf2-pngs , @tf2-transparents , and my friend Karl thank you Karl @gemharvest

[ID: Nine icons of Sniper tf2 imposed over the puppyplay pride flag. The images of Sniper are taken from the fourth, fifth, and sixth mainline comics and the update comic "Meet the Director". The puppyplay pride flag has diagonal black and dark blue stripes with a white stripe in the center like the leather flag, with a red dog bone in the middle. End ID]

Tf2 classes

[Image ID: Three screenshots of the captions on an episode of What We Do in the Shadows. Together, they read "Soldier, spy, wax seller, monger, carpet monger, suitcase monger, fishmonger, fly monger." End ID]

Scout tf2 webweaving (WIP)

As we once again enter this odd "fem fortress renaissance", as I like to call it, I feel compelled to post this, which I think about every time I see the term "fem Medic"

[Image ID: Slightly edited Twitter screenshot of a quote retweet. The original tweet, whose OP is censored, now says "Don't get me wrong, I loooove Medic's vibes. But I'm begging everyone in fantasy land to give us more badass old **femme** mad scientists." The quote retweet, by "ravi 'shipping up to boston' teixeira" @.raviteix, now says "The epidemic of saying 'femme' when you want to say 'woman' is actually great because you end up with tweets like this. You mean to tell me Medic isn't a femme queen? You mean to tell me Medic is masc? Medic is serving butch realness?" End ID]

Not sure which of these is funnier so you guys are getting both versions

[Image ID: Two versions of the same low-res meme, captioned "when you visit a white person house 💀💀👀😩". The first version has a stretched out screenshot of the tf2 comic showing Demo and Pauling tied up in Sniper's house, with Sniper standing over Demo with one hand on Demo's shoulder and the other holding a syringe. The second version has a stretched out screenshot of the tf2 comic showing just the inside of Sniper's dim, run-down house. End ID]