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Fire-Breathing Chicken

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Over 18 by a lot.
I don’t post much, I am here to be entertained.

Cats Stealing Food in Paintings

Still Life with Cat (1705) by Desportes, It's no use crying over spilt milk (1880) by Frank Paton, Still Life of the Remnants of a Meal with a Lunging Cat (18th Century) by Alexandre-François Desportes, Fish Still Life with Two Cats (1781) by Martin Ferdinand Quadal, Still Life with a Cat and a Mackerel on a Table Top (18th Century) by Giovanni Rivalta, The Collared Thief (1860) by William James Webbe, Cat Stealing a String of Sausages (17th Century) by Abraham van Beyeren, Still Life with a Cat (1760) by Sebastiano Lazzari, Kitchen Still Life with Fish and Cat (ca. 1650) by Sebastian Stoskopff, An Oyster Supper (1882) by Horatio Henry Couldery, Still Life with an Ebony Chest (17th Century) by Frans Snyders, Still Life with a Cat (1724) by Alexandre-Francois Desportes, A Cat Attacking Dead Game (18th Century) by Alexandre-François Desportes, Still Life of Fresh-Water Fish with a Cat (1656) by Pieter Claesz, Still Life with Fruits and Ham with a Cat and a Parrot (18th Century) by Alexandre-Francois Desportes, A Cat Holding a Fish in Its Mouth (18th Century) by Sebastiano Lazzari, Still Life with a Cat and a Hare (18th Century) by Desportes, Still Life with Cat and Rayfish (1728) by Jean-Siméon Chardin, A Cat with Dead Game (1711) by Alexandre-Francois Desportes, Still Life with Cat and Fish (1728) by Jean Baptiste Siméon Chardin

Famous criminals through the ages.

I need you to PAUSE and LOOK AT THE FACES. Incredible.

Could make bank painting replicas of these with people's cats in them.

ND Stevenson has said that in the 2018 series She-Ra and the Princesses of Power that if they could have dropped one F-Bomb Glimmer would have dropped it. If they had gotten two, but the other one can’t be Glimmer, who gets to drop it?

"There's nothing original anymore"

Every year people complain Hollywood doesn't make anything original anymore, but every year there are HUNDREDS of original independent films that play in limited theaters or for one weekend if you keep your eyes out, and this year with Hollywood reeling from the strikes, it's actually a great opportunity year for indies to make some waves.

Right now an indie darling making the round is called "Hundreds of Beavers", it's a bizarre slapstick, just watch the trailer...

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fattyatomicmutant

Jfc that kitty parade music justmakes it hilarious

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raccoonnation

I can’t believe this is an actual event that has taken place.

with the music that might actually be the most surreal thing i’ve ever watched

Source: youtube.com

Character nicknamed 'Rower' because he's a competitive sculler, but right now he's working his day job as a network engineer trying to figure out where the breakage is.

Where are the lost Pings of Rower?

Tolkien Ring protocol?

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