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Tis I, The Werebitch.

@firecrackerhh

Hello! Call me Firecracker, or just Fire for short. She/Her. 26. I like Hazbin Hotel. The icon is my OC (also named Firecracker) made by shadowofameow

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Hi! Name’s Firecracker! Or just Fire if that’s too long.

I like Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss at the moment, (hell it’s why I started a tumblr blog in the first place) and as such that’ll be a lot of what I talk about on the occasions I make posts.

My personal vent tag and/or my bullshit rant tag is tis I the werebitch. If you don’t want to hear every little thing I am constantly bitching about and are just here for the hazbin and Helluva content, block that tag.

I’m generally pretty friendly, unless I think you’re an asshole or an idiot, in which case, well, those interactions I’ll put under tis I the werebitch as well.

I have a tendency to say words like “retarded” “mentally challenged” etc etc about people I think are being stupid for a variety of reasons so if that fact bothers you I suggest not following me.

I’m 26.

If you’re wondering what the fuck my icon is supposed to be, it’s a spotted hyena with wings! My Hazbin self insert. Ain’t she cute?

Oh! And I have an Ao3 account. It’s Firecracker2021.

🔥🧨~Firecracker out~🔥🧨

I’m just saying I don’t think wishing death upon us Alastor girlies is a good look sweetie.

Also it’s hilarious that this person thinks we should slit our throats when I’m pretty sure a good percentage of us would find the idea of knifeplay very hot.

“Slit our throats” Ok Mr T calm the fuck down.

Honest to God some people in this fandom act significantly more deranged than any fucking Alastor simp, like, being mildly annoyed by something harmless isn’t a crime worthy of fucking death.

If you think otherwise I don’t think you should be allowed in society until you get your shit together cus the fact you would say something like this so casually about people who aren’t doing anything wrong…

At least I’m having a fun time imagining Alastor and I chomping on this motherfucker to the bone.

And this motherfucker can’t do anything about it! :3c

I think one of the goals of society should be that someone who requires expensive medicine and a lot of care can live an amazing life, the longest life they possibly can, with dignity, even if they have no friends or family or anyone who cares enough about them to help. the goals of a society should be to make life better than if we are alone, society should want life to be as good as possible for as many people as possible, and those goals should account for people not having social support networks.

social life aside, the most hated or ignored person in town should be able to live as good and fair and just of a life as the most loved person in town. survival needs to stop being a popularity contest.

Ok so I decided to make a Tumblr 👀 I haven't been here for ages so let's see how it goes! I'll post my Alastor art from Bluesky

Here's Valentine Alastor!

I laughed at this so hard I stopped getting air in my body and had to sit down. This isn't a vibrator it's a failed homunculus and it's in terrible pain

did you know that. their entire catalogue is like this? did you know ALL of the listings are animated?

fascism is fascism is fascism

An Australian fiction author was arrested over a book she wrote recently (read more here). The police said they did this “following reports of a fiction novel containing child abuse material”.

I haven't read the book, nor do I know anything about the author or what she's written beyond vague social media references. Readers are allowed to feel how they want about it, they're allowed to DNF it and give it bomb reviews, they're allowed to boycott the author.

But she's been arrested. She could go to jail for writing fiction. This is terrifying and it should be terrifying to everyone.

You know what books get banned if we ban CSA in books? The Colour Purple. Beloved. Lolita. Any memoirs from CSA victims.

And I know there'll be some internet warrior out there ready to tell me all the nuances and differences between these books and the arrested author's book: that her book sexualised this dynamic, it was romanticised, it was for erotic purposes, it was disgusting and triggering. You know what? Yeah. From what little I've seen, I agree. There's no comparison to be made between 'Daddy's Little Toy' and 'I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings'. But this isn't about that; it's about the law, which eventually won't distinguish between them if the vague definition of CSAM is allowed to encapsulate fiction.

You can't make fiction illegal based on your own personal distaste for certain subjects, even if they're presented in a simplistic or sexualised or problematic way. Conservatives have been open about their beliefs that drag storytimes are child abuse, that exposing children to any form of queerness is child abuse. What if CSAM expands to include that? Do we arrest every author who's written queer young adult fiction?

The truth is, our heads are on the chopping block next. They will come for you. You can't be a little bit fascist and expect it to stop there. Alice Walker and Toni Morrison and Maya Angelou have all been banned before, which is why I used their work as examples. Black women will be first on the chopping block, right alongside trans writers.

If you support criminalising authors, but think it should be solely contained to what you find offensive and dangerous, you are doing exactly what fascism wants you to.

I'm terrified. I'm terrified that I'm seeing hordes of young, left-leaning people celebrating this across social media, to see people who love books celebrating this, to see anyone saying that is a bad thing being shut down and labelled a predator and paedophile.

This author was arrested in Australia; in the US, Trump is defunding the Department of Education and supporting mass book bans to protect children from "woke" ideology; in the UK, puberty blockers have been banned on the grounds of "protecting children". All of these things are interconnected. In our English-speaking Western world, trends catch on fast. The guise of "protecting children" has always been used as a cover for fascism.

And the irony is, children aren't being protected. As someone who's worked in child safety, I know the things we need to do to ensure children are protected from sexual abuse - and those are social security, teaching body safety from a young age, and supporting parents to watch out for the warning signs. We need to particularly support communities of colour, particularly Black and Indigenous communities, and poor communities.

But of course, we defund education and healthcare and benefits instead, we blame parents, we hush up institutional abuse. We continue bombing Palestinian children with those tax dollars instead. We continue our White supremacist hurricane.

Governments don't actually give a fuck about protecting children. If they did, they'd help the children actually being harmed. But instead, they'll ban books and arrest authors to distract you, to make you focussed on the wrong issues. And this is a two for one deal, because when they decide that you are the problem, they can use your own logic against you, because they planted it there in the first place.

can we reintroduce “disturbing” back into the popular lexicon in place of most uses of “traumatizing”

“This experience puts me in a worse mental state and my well-being will be compromised…”

  • Discomfort: “…until the stimulus is removed; there’s a chance I will have forgotten about this experience by tomorrow” (“I got rained on, I need a hot shower”)
  • Distress: “…for the rest of the day, but probably no more than a week; I may require some level of care and social support to make it more bearable” (“I had to sleep in the freezing rain without shelter, I might need to take a few days off work”)
  • Trauma: “…for months or years, potentially forever; this experience may have fundamentally changed part of who I am and I will need to dedicate time and resources towards recovery and healing” (“I lost some toes to frostbite and every time I see my feet I am reminded of the time I thought I would die”)

• Annoyance: "...not really, I just don't like it and will sort it out as soon as I can." ("It was raining and while I'm wearing a good raincoat I got some water droplets on my glasses.")

"i'm tired of seeing-" use your filters.

"but there was an icky ship-!" use your filters.

"i don't like that tag-" use your filters.

don't like what you're seeing? use. your. filters.

it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.

i wisely turned off the notes on this when it was at 700 but oh my god stop telling me what you "just" use it for in the notes shut the fuck up shut the fuck up I AM NOT A CATHOLIC PRIEST, I DO NOT ABSOLVE YOU. WRITE YOUR OWN EMAILS.

The people who consider abortion to be murder would be so upset to learn that throughout most of human history, the alternative to abortion and birth control was actually infanticide and not just having the baby and raising it. Especially in times of immense stress and reduced resources. Murdering babies was a thing humans and our ancestors did for thousands of years to ensure the survival of the species. Abortion and birth control has enabled us to live in a much gentler society.

idk where all of this weed-smoke discourse erupted from, but “weed is fine and you shouldn’t be a snitch about it” and “don’t burn plant matter in public spaces where someone you don’t know might have, like, a lung condition” are two sentiments that can and do coexist. i have asthma and i hang out with stoners pretty much constantly. i’ve never felt the urge to snitch and no one has ever blatantly disrespected my avoidance of smoke. they’re always eager to help keep it away from me when needed, which isn’t difficult to do. i hate to say this, but my only takeaway from a hypothetical scenario in which a stoner is blasting weed smoke in public like a dragon and an asthmatic feels the need to involve the cops is that both individuals are unpleasant and i don’t want to be around either of them lmao

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