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Feed Me the Knowledge of the Depths

@flershnork / flershnork.tumblr.com

Onyx (She/They) There may be some NSFW stuff here, who knows. Full of random fandom shit and me trying to figure out my sexuality

you know what you shouldnt do? constantly tell your child how expensive they are to take care of. because eventually, that child gets scared of asking for money, and doesnt feed themself at school, doesnt go places with their friends that require money, because she doesnt want to be expensive. it really does get into their minds, that theyre too much money and that they shouldnt do anything.

So I just had a dream about a panic attack and woke up because my body physically slapped me awake? Okay. Sure I guess.

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Why is my selfcest post doing so well. So many new people

Wren hasn't even touched it. My posts simply don't do well unless Wren touches them, that's how thus works

Too bad, I only looked at your selfcest post because of this one.

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Selfcest story with a cell that just went through mitosis

It turns into an orgy half way thru when the cell becomes cancerous

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I’ve made a decision today. I’m a straight woman.

Wow. I could never

Yeah ima gonna become bookmothic-straighty

Well...good for you

I think I just realized this is a joke....but I'm genuinely not sure

I’m gonna be straight with you, it’s April First.

I know it is, but it doesn't change the fact that I'm like this all the time...

(I'm not trying to sound pissy, I'm just angry that I'm like this)

Eh it’s fine, I’m the same. I can’t tell when people are lying or joking a lot do the time. Yay autism lol.

Autism cursed me with eternal sarcasm and the inability to understand sarcasm.

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I'm sorry, the cephalopod facts continue during sex.

And that’s not a plus?

It absolutely is, it's why I @ ed you, you got a ton of facts

Yay!!!!! I will tell you all about the evolution of fungi.

Make your own post, this one is about cephalopods! They're SO coolllllllll

Yes ma’am, apologies! I can also ramble about cuttlefish mating behaviors

Aah! Jumpscared by my own post.

*kisses your forehead* it’s a good post.

I think it's a good post, but I didn't expect it to get as much traction as it did. It's a direct quote that I said in a Discord call.

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I'm sorry, the cephalopod facts continue during sex.

And that’s not a plus?

It absolutely is, it's why I @ ed you, you got a ton of facts

Yay!!!!! I will tell you all about the evolution of fungi.

Make your own post, this one is about cephalopods! They're SO coolllllllll

Yes ma’am, apologies! I can also ramble about cuttlefish mating behaviors

Aah! Jumpscared by my own post.

sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead

sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead

fool count: 1

yeah............................................................

sorry for shooting your dog with a crossbow you have to understand Im american our education system is in the gutter most of us were never taught that killing peoples beloved pets with medieval projectile weaponry is wrong and we're all too burnt out to research it on our own time

Man, this wizard city is neutral. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "hear me clap" or some similar shit, and everyone around him heard him clap. No one around him even cared that's how neutral it was. My ass is casting mildly interesting spells and level 2 ambivalence. I think I just heard "power word:nothing" two groups over. I don't feel any way in particular about leaving or staying.

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