Reblogged tiedinaslipknot
Why do all the beautiful, colorful vintage bathrooms end up in the wrong hands. Come here. I would treasure you
More arches please
Imagine seeing this and wanting to rip it out and replace it with gray luxury vinyl plank
Reblogged tiedinaslipknot
bro, the me inside your head is kind to you, right? haha? 🤨
bro, you wouldn't use my memory to represent your own self-doubt and loathing... right bro?
Reblogged tiedinaslipknot
so i made and account on tv tropes and it asked for my relationship status
i went over and was about to put in “single” or “it’s complicated” and, well..
i can’t deal anymore
Reblog with your relationship status.
I’m in love with love, I think.
star-crossed
Reblogged voltage17
Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh
It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be
What
ALT
Huh???
can see the pores on that thang
Reblogged rebeccanotbecky
Following up a career and era-defining fantasy franchise leading role with a steadfast commitment to playing weird little freaks.
Reblogged rebeccanotbecky
As it is Passover again, it is time for the annual debate as to whether the frog plague, which thanks to a quirk in the Hebrew, is written as a plague of frog, singular, rather than the plural, plague of frogs, was in fact, as generally imagined, a plague of many frogs, or instead a singular giant Kaiju frog. This is an ancient and venerable argument that actually goes back to the Talmud because this is what the Jewish people are. If we can't argue for fun about this sort of thing, what are we even doing.
In that spirit, I would like to submit a third possibility, which is that in fact it was one perfectly normal sized frog, who was absolutely acing Untitled Frog Game: Ancient Egypt Edition. One particularly obnoxious frog, who through sheer hard work, managed to plague all of Egypt.
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wish i could touch the flash’s beautiful fragile rib cage. speedsters have hollow bones like a bird so they weigh less and don’t have to breathe so much because it’s hard to do that at high speed but the problem with this is that if you catch them at the wrong millisecond you can punch a hole through them
That implies speedsters don't have bone marrow
maybe they don’t! i find it interesting to imagine the ways acquiring a specific set of superpowers might physically alter the construction or function of your body in order to accommodate them
Reblogged xeduo
Our local newspaper ran a story about the legendary graffiti artist who recently passed away and. Literally everything about it is fucking insane. I'm insane about it.
So this guy has been extremely active for around fifteen years, during which he spread these beautiful, high quality pieces all over the country, way over a thousand of his standard signature, and probably thousands more. He did completely batshit stuff like literally spray painting an entire train from top to bottom or leaving his signature at the top of a 600ft tall overpass and this whole time, only five people from his crew know who he really is. To everyone else it's a complete mystery.
And then he dies at the age of 35. A few weeks after his death, his crew shows up at his completely unassuming parents' doorstep, reveals who they are and asks if they can host a memorial exhibition of his art.
Turns out, this dude has been leading an insane double life. In the daytime he was a meek little office worker with a partially paralyzed arm and no social life to speak of. In the nighttime he was a fucking legend. Not only did he climb that fucking 600ft overpass, he did it WITH A PHYSICAL DISABILITY. THE MADLAD. And throughout the entire time, fifteen years, he got caught once. ONCE. HE DID ALL THAT UNNOTICED. THAT'S INSANE.
Op do you know where one could find his art?
His pseudonym is EXUDT, you can find a lot of it posted by spotters on Instagram and Facebook, and I think I saw a few photos of his art on Tumblr over the years:)
There's some really great pictures over on flickr too.
This post has been blowing up so I wanted to add some personal anecdotes regarding EXUDT:
- I went to the memorial exhibition his friends and family hosted and it was probably one of the most breathtaking experiences I've ever had. The entire art scene of the city showed up. They screened a movie they made out of videos EXUDT shot of himself painting and it was so crowded that not everybody fit into the backyard where the exhibition was.
- His mum baked his favourite cake for the exhibition visitors 🥺🥺🥺
- EXUDT left his standard signature in every single town/village in the federal state and there was a showcase with a map of the state, surrounded by photos of all signatures which were connected to their location with a thread. I overheard the guy who set that display up asking his friends over and over if it's good and dignified enough to honour his friend. Despite the fact that he increasingly withdrew, this guy was so, so loved by his community.
- In the area where I grew up you practically can't go anywhere without seeing his signature. When I take the train to my beloved, I pass by 25 signatures visible from the train alone. On my way from home to my university campus there's 13.
- Despite increased police presence in the city center, his crew managed to leave a small memorial painting right at the control hotspot. It reads "EXUDT 4 EVA - DANIEL FOREVER."
- EXUDT was caught in the act by the police exactly once. Coincidentally, that night I was also out spraying and because I was drunk I got bold and sprayed a massive heart on the courthouse. Looking back, I think the only reason I didn't get caught was because he got caught two streets away. Thanks for that haha
Reblogged cedarbranch
Ahhh, there’s the obvious conclusion.
If we can de-extinct* species, surely there’s no point in worrying about endangered species anymore! We can bring them back anytime!
*depending on your definition of de-extinction.
And considering one of the heads chose to go on Joe Rogan's show i wouldn't be at all surprised if they're encouraging this
GEE WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING
Why does it matter if this administration torpedos EVERY major animal conservation law, we can just bring them back! We are very smart.
Reblogged xeduo
Human Pet Guy is actually just a natural extreme in the evolution of a fetish porn author b/c it's a very well know fact that if you write a lot of fetish porn, you will inevitably end up writing a story that is basically "Fetish World: the World where everyone does my Fetish" and that's all fun and games but if you're a huge nerd (likely) you'll probably end up asking yourself how Fetish World could even be possible when obviously it would be impossible in the current sociopolitical order so now you're walking through all the political and economic changes that would be possible to enable Fetish World and before you know it you've spent way more time on worldbuilding than you have on writing the actual porn. Cybersmith simply takes this one step further. He thought through all the steps needed to make Fetish World possible and then decided those steps made enough sense that he would go out of his way to advocate for the creation of Fetish World in real life which is, and I really cannot emphasize this enough, completely fucking insane. It's such a funny concept honestly like imagine if someone read a bunch of Omegaverse fanfic and then went on Shark Tank to pitch them on bioengineering men who can get ass pregnant
I'm taking this to mean I got him dead to rights
Reblogged infectiouspiss
ohh yeah im a real piece of shit 👍 job please
Reblogged certified-bone-owner
guiding light
[ID: a gouache painting of brown horses running on muddy ground in the pitch black night towards the horse in front of them which is on fire or emanating light. end ID]
Reblogged omniscellulaa
The scuff-marks on this boat looks like a painting.
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