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only the impossible can do the impossible

@florencechase / florencechase.tumblr.com

she/her | 20s
You’ll find posts about anything and everything here. These days I'm mostly into IWTV. - My Art - My second blog where I make historical costumes sometimes

10 unhinged (but not inherently problematic) things Lestat has done

  • paid for a threesome with a sex worker, then put said sex worker to sleep so he could fuck Louis undisturbed instead
  • levitated during sex then made Louis think that's just what cunty French bisexuals do
  • brutally murdered two priests in a church then immediately proposed and got married on the spot
  • got completely naked when he had to share a coffin with Louis
  • wore a drag version of a Marie Antoinette costume to a party in 1940
  • trolled the public by biting into a realistic baby doll
  • accepted his own murder because it was done by the love of his life
  • carved a wooden piano and used spotify to "play" on it
  • became a rock star just to get his ex-husband's attention
  • still wears a wedding band 80+ years post divorce
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I allowed myself to forget how totally I had fallen in love with Lestat’s iridescent eyes, that I’d sold my soul for a many-colored and luminescent thing, thinking that a highly reflective surface conveyed the power to walk on water. What would Christ need have done to make me follow Him like Matthew or Peter? Dress well, to begin with. And have a luxurious head of pampered yellow hair.

Louis, Interview with the Vampire by Anne Rice

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you know how people say certain actors couldn’t do period dramas because their faces look like they know what emails are? well this does Not apply to sam reid, jacob anderson and bailey bass, these three are slaying the peiord drama game, like what do you mean these aren’t real pictures of the shady never-aging infamous gay little family that lived in new orleans in the early 1900s?? haven’t we all heard about that?

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amc iwtv cast truly a cast of all time: you have the australian vampire-obsessed blond guy who performed a frankly incomparable yassification on himself where he went from looking like the most Just Some Guy ever to the most insane cunt-serving limp-wristed bisexual slut the likes of which tv had never before seen; the british guy who took a somewhat dull character and made him the most depressed doe-eyed toxic-men-magnet meow meow on earth giving a lot of people several types of different complexes; the older guy who has apparently decided to larp as his own character and reveal increasingly more insane pieces of lore about his own life with every new interview he gives and who also appears to harbor genuine enthusiasm for the psychosexual gay relationship his character is likely to have in the future with a guy half his age; and the cutest girl on earth who’s probably the only (mostly) normal one

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iwtv doing the 'evil version' of popular romance tropes is so funny to me.

there's only one bed? well what about there's only one coffin because the other one got thrown off a window as a direct fuck you to the love interest?

enemies to lovers? yeah because one of them has been psychosexually tortured by the other and in retaliation ruined his marriage.

exes to lovers? sure but their separation is due to one of them murdering the other and then entering a new 77-year relationship out of spite with the guy who killed his daughter.

age gap? and it's the oldest and the youngest character but NOT in the way you think.

friends to lovers? eh probably not but you get a friend pairing and they bond over getting their memories fucked with by their shared boyfriend.

guy who hates everyone and likes only you? how about a guy who won't subject anyone to the horrors of vampirism EXCEPT you because you pissed him off THAT much?

grumpy x sunshine? how about theatre kid x guy who fucking HATES theatre kids and yet dates TWO of them?

forced proximity? try being in a 70+ year relationship with a guy you find maddeningly BORING just to spite your ex!

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