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The One

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(⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)Big ball of angst(⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)

Hola soy Dora and I am a pansexual toe tickler who occasionally frickes ur parent and.

FANDOMS AND SHIPS

DCU- Jondami , Barturdo , birdflash

Voltron- klance

Helluvaboss - basically every cannon ship

One-piece- shuggy , zorlu [ussop is king]

Harry potter- I would die for ron

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And others I can't be arsed to mention also this blog is age rated for twelve and above but there is dark and sexual humor so if u don't like , don't read also please don't tag me in anything because it's so annoying to delete the emails😭

i think men deserve flowers and cheek kisses too

i think men deserve thorns thrown at them and tight slap on their cheeks

i think someone needs therapy

says a man who thinks he’s a woman because he can’t tell the difference between a man and woman lmao

oh honey. you got it wrong, it's the other way around. not surprising, i mean, ive been confused with a trans woman more than once irl. but still, im the "other type" of Queer People You Hate

Okay so… says a woman who thinks she’s a man because she can’t tell the difference between a man and a woman. You still need therapy. A real one, not the one where your therapist tells you to change ur gender just cause you feel like a man. Being a psychology student and still can’t free yourself from all the brainwashing. Yikes!

Anyway, don’t butt in between me and my misandry. My reblog had no reason to offend you because you’re a woman regardless of whatever the fuck you identify as. Get lost!

Wanting female rights doesn't excuse you to be a transphobic sexist bitch because honestly honey you are the problem in this world not the men who you blame for all your deluded mental problems and internalised misogyny

Anonymous asked:

I also don't care abt jay but I would personally find it more interesting if nobody understood why jonjay are together. Superman-Jon who's like 25 is seen DESTROYING a alien/monster/whatever bc it knocked Damian over-like not even super hard he just fell in a mildly embarrassing way so now everyone and their mama thinks they're married and THAT'S why they act like that.

Jon has to make a PSA that NO,he's dating that one indie journalist. YES I am practically half raising a child with him .YES I would snap and go insane if he died. YES I would drop everything and leave but also I need him to come with me. NO I'm not gay for him I'm gay for a different dude

Damian doesn't even spare an interview he just has Maps or Maya record a video of him being like "why anyone would date superman is beyond me that dude sucks. I think gossamer could do better." And

imagine being in a committed relationship for years, kissing him on a LIVE stream and coming out to the world only for everyone to think you’re dating Robin. I like to think it's a bunch of celebrity nonsense lmao

Someone comes up to Damian with their phone recording like “are you dating Superboy?!”

And Damian is just “who?”

It pisses Jon off to no end. “Who?? Who??? We’ve been friends for fifteen years!!!!”

“You want me to further flame the fire?”

“You know me though. We know each other!!”

Damian lets out an ever suffering sigh and goes on with his day.

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[ANNOUNCEMENT] There and Back Again Book 2

(You didn't really think I'd leave you guys hanging now, did you?)

Ron Weasley returns to Hogwarts for his second year with danger hot in his heels. Our favorite nineteen-year-old-turned-twelve time traveler will need more than his knowledge of the previous life to survive this one unscathed. Because, as Ron is about to find out, the consequences of messing with time won't always result in his favor, and that one ripple is enough to change the tides in ways he could not even anticipate.

But the real question is, whose body is doomed to lie in the Chamber forever this time? And can Ron find a way to save the year before it is too late?

An Archive of Our Own exclusive release.

May 2025

AHHHHHH YAYAYAAYYAAYYAAYAYAYAAAAA

i'm thinking about jason vs white streak and a helmet that doesn't cover his entire face, and the absolute missed comedy of the entirety of crime alley thinking that they are getting beaten up by a very old man.

Average crime alley guy: yeah and then he stopped wearing the full face cover and his hair is like white underneath it's so weird--

other guy: wait. like. white? Like. LIke old person white?

Average crime alley guy: oh my god. oh my goooood. he uses a voice modulator to hide that he's approximately 98 years old. mr hood sir do you need help crossing the street?

Jason, 19: ?????????????

jason then realizes the convenience of being able to take off the mask and no one realize it's him because they're looking for someone older than alfred and just goes along with it and tells increasingly made up stories about being young in the 40s while shooting peoples kneecaps out.

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