Whale Song

[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show

Being an adult is so weird. I’m just unsupervised all the time??? How unsafe

yoooo theyre playing my fucking leitmotif in here this party rules (hearing it change to minor key) Oh Shit. Oh Fuck

My I ❤ TRENCH WARFARE shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

A better world is possible, just btw, in case you were wondering. It's not guaranteed, but it sure as hell is possible.

Oh, also: It's worth fighting for

Teeth weak as fuck why can't you be like bones

Bones: with time I will mend this fracture stronger then ever. You were wise to put your faith in me.

Teeth: auuggh pleeasseee get this granule of sugar awaaayy from meee I am MELTING and BURNING nnnNNOOO you are cleaning me TOO HARD;! aaaiughh my fucking enamellll one billion cavities for you!!! Your sins against me are PERMANENT you SICK BITCH

it was a stroke of genius to give James T Kirk a bitchy flip phone in the 60's, truly amazing to watch him slam it shut like a pissed off socialite girl in 2000's teen shows

Misty mountains

if i were a prince all my gay knights would clean my room for me. or something (<- guy who knows very little about english fuedalism)

knight in a maid outfit (the helmet stays on of course)

of course

Night at the Museum

“The old magic persists thanks to it’s unfathomable power.”

No, the old magic persists because the new magic can’t run the legacy spells I need to do my job, and keeps trying to install spirits I don’t want or need onto my orb.

Look, if the new magic didn't have a personality construct that kept trying to tell me which spells to use, maybe I wouldn't still be using the old magic.

New magic keeps sending my location and activity to the Dark Lord, each time I install a new spell I have to go 12, 13 layers deep into the settings to seal away the spirit that does this

maybe if i imagine the character all my problems will be solved