did you fuck my mom? did you

did you fuck my mom, santa clause? did you fuck my mom? did you fuck her? did you

my

DID YOU FUCK MY MOM, SANTA?

all i want for christmas is a H*SBAND

tumblr pls dont flag this as nsfw

me irl

Sonic (2019)

and then god said

that’s how it is on this bitch of an earth

bastard

he’s just a baby please

baby bastard more like

its he..

more bastardous than ever….

LMFAOOOOOOOO

Emoji for when,, u gay,,

Destiny’s Child: ladies leave ya man at home. the club is full of ballers and they pockets full grown.

5 year old me:

sir that’s my emotional support tapeworm

venom (2018)

Everyone to staff: fix it

Staff:

Everyone reblog this as much as possible over the next two weeks for good luck

Logging into tumblr today

me on december 18th: wow this movie FUCKS

my assigned tumblr staff incel: