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Okay okay I've got one I think will be fun!!
Extra points for telling me all about your thoughts in the tags :D
susy
hey wanna know a secret
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yeah what is it
its behind the read more button
nothin there
of course a lot of autistic people are gamers. you can't spell WASD without ASD
Like a half hour after taking pain relief meds: oh actually it doesnt hurt anymore i probably didnt even need to take those
if you hired a galapagos finch as a linecook it would perfectly evolve a beak to optimally smoke cigarettes behind the dumpsters
If you’re being questioned about a murder by one of those hobbyist detectives. it is an absolute rule that you have to be washing the dishes or pruning some plants while talking, so that when they finally get around to asking a pointed question about where you were at the time of the murder you can freeze for a second with a knife in your hand. It’s enrichment for them you gotta understand. They thrive off of red herrings, it’s their favorite treat, so even if you have a rock solid alibi and weren’t involved with the murder at all you have to give them some reason to be suspicious of you. It’s what friends are for.
Why do people keep reblogging that photo of a goth chick in a combine harvester
For context she made a tiktok dancing to a country song and people were saying "I bet she doesn't even know how to start a tractor". So she started the tracker up and drove it.
what a queen