Rip Neil Perry you would have loved memorising The Princess Bride and recreating all the sword fights with Charlie Dalton while Richard Chameron yelled at you to sit down and watch the damn movie.

"Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to die!" Would be his only response to any prompt ever for like- days after.

the amount of love i have for this idea

okay i have never seen anyone talk about them outside of pinterest but on the dead poets society/ robert sean leonard side of pinterest there’s this user named ricky b. dinky that comments the same thing on literally every post of rsl they see

they have become pretty infamous in this community, causing many people to quote their famous line

(all four of these comments were on the same picture)

some have even gone so far to fangirl over and idolize mx. dinky (me).

many posts have been made with their infamous quote and i would just really like to know if any of you have heard of them?? they are so popular within the niche pinterest community but literally nowhere else

I love seeing this guy on Pinterest and going “Yoooo its the dude!”

Reblog and you’re guaranteed to be successful at whatever you do next!

Need me some luck

@lscullzthegreat

I honestly feel like nobody in lotr mentions how fucking weird Legolas is. He stays up pacing the floor and singing to himself in the dead of night. He deadass stares straight into the tree line in the absolute pitch black when no one else can see anything. He yells goodbye to a river he has heard about in songs. He's so strange and not one character mentions it AT ALL. I absolutely love him.

THIS IS WHY HES MY FAVORITE

Always the most horrifying feeling when our DM looks over at me and smiles ominously while she’s planning the next DnD session

FRIENDS SHE JUST PULLED UP MY BACKSTORY AND IS GRINNING MANIACALLY

@lscullzthegreat she’s literally about to swear her Paladin Oath to this god that defends the wild spaces of the earth and wants her to depose a dictator— this is why I’m terrified about my backstory coming up… like what is my DM planning. Why is my backstory becoming relevant. What skeletons in the closet are about to be dragged out

I hardcore relate though one of my players just texted me an idea that will drastically (probably negatively) affect two of the characters relationships AND has a high potential of ending in heartbreaking sadness. And I started actually giggling soooo.

Said player is me…. MWAHAHAHAHA

I feel like if Hanahaki disease was real in the House MD universe there’d be a whole episode about them treating a patient with it and they like lie or some shit about not telling so and so about their love or like the person they love is dead or something and so they try to cure them another way and the whole time House is like being a dick as always and making fun of them for it and like haha you won’t tell them you love them loser and then at the end of the episode the person the patient loves comes in at the last minute when the patient is on the brink of death and they confess and so the patient lives and gets a happy ending but then Wilson talks to House and says something like “the lengths people would go to to avoid rejection” and House would respond like “yeah these idiots would risk their lives just to not get their stupid feelings hurt” and then Wilson leaves and literally right after he’s gone House coughs up a few petals and barely reacts and just throws them into the trash or a fireplace or something and walks out into the hallway and the episode ends and it’s literally never brought up again

the way i would kill to read this stuff as a fanfic

like PLEASE

im not usually into these fics but this sounds so fascinating

Engaging with the source material is no longer doing it for me. I need to dissect this characters under a microscope.

Elrond: If I become king I'm going to make it illegal to speak Sindarin.

Galadriel, amused: Then what are people supposed to speak?

Elrond: I'll overturn the Quenya ban. Then it'll be even. After four thousand years they can have Sindarin back, but by then they'll all be too used to speaking Quenya and the majority will stick with it.

Galadriel: And what's the plan for after that?

Elrond: Give them one hundred years of peace, then ban both.

Galadriel: Then?

Elrond: Then I'll make the official language some obscure mannish language from Rhun, watch them panic and try to figure out how and where to learn it.

Galadriel: I love it, can we do it anyways even if you aren't king?

Elrond: Abso-fucking-lutely.

Elrond in the third age, finally having tracked down Maglor, gripping him by the shoulders and shaking him: LET ME LOVE YOU YOU FUCK!

Which Tolkien character is your roommate?

Spin the wheel to see whether you'll enjoy your time as a roommate. 🤣

wowzers😝

Well. I got Elrond. That's just great.

@mace-waz-here AHEM

Late night jam sessions that annoy the neighbors, sounds great!

@stellavesperis @lscullzthegreat

"gotta do more, gotta be more" but unfortunately i'm lazy and tired

Nothing to see here. Just a picture summary of chapter 47 of The Harrowing by @chthonion