Hey Its Your Local Theatre Geek

Me trying to flirt: would you like to watch The Lord of the Rings (extended editions)

people all collectively coming to tumblr to see if ao3 is down for other people too or if it’s just them and their wifi is so poetically nostalgic when you think about it, because in some way, it’s the equivalent of those times in the past when you’re a kid and visiting your grandparents’ home and there’s a blackout and so you just walk outside of the house to see if your neighbors experience the same thing too. the ao3 is just. like. a modern version of that

”you are a lawyer he is a hamster” 😭😭😭😭

Losing my mind rn

elijah wood as bacchus at 2004 mardi gras. if you care

that's the context???

Where the FUCK is “Hoes Mad, Reblog to have a karkalicious 2009”

You mean THIS “Hoes Mad, Reblog to have a karkalicious 2009”?!????!

where do apples come from?

what’s happening with santa

I think my mom's getting him pregnant

reblog to give the prev a hot chocolate with (optional) whipped cream and marshmallows

When you’re on your way home from the club but one of you almost died

this is one of the most iconic posts on this web site. to me

I think one of the funniest things about kids is how they'll be very observant and lack context for anything. Like imagine someone having to explain their small kids that some other adult in the grocery store was acting absolutely horrid because some grownups aren't real adults, they're just kids in adult bodies trying to pretend to be grownups, and some of them are bad at it. Real grownups don't throw tantrums in grocery stores.

And three weeks later one of the kids sees a trainee at the daycare fuck up something that the other daycare workers have no problem doing, and observes "you're just a kid trying to pretend to be an adult, aren't you?" and this whole-ass young adult will have to process that they were just read for fucking filth by somebody who was born in 2021.

there's no way this hasn't been done yet but come on, she is the epitome of this tweet

A powerful warlock that uses most of his energy to bother one streamer

approaching the wip carefully from the side like a skittish animal. speaking in a low, gentle voice so it doesn’t run away

every time i ask people if they do any new years resolutions its all ooooo i dont like making them bc i fail or ohhhhh no i couldnt keep up wiht that and then when they ask me and i tell them about Pasta Quest (i am eating as many different pasta shapes as possible in the space of a year) or when i did Fruit Adventures (every time i saw a fruit i had never eaten before id get one and eat it and read the wikipedia article about it) theyre like hang on i forgot you can make Fun Ones i want a fun one

I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son