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🪓 Jack
🪓 27
🪓 bisexual bigender tme white
🪓 any pronouns
🪓 Keepin the she/her around so I can reclaim cunt
🪓 I tag #spn so my mutuals don't kill me 😅 but I don't regularly trigger tag anything else at the moment unless requested
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driving in the city is all about using your maximum amount of brain power to avoid a vehicular manslaughter charge while seemingly everyone else around you has made it their holy mission to get hit by your car
walking in the city requires you to develop extrasensory perception and prey-like reaction speeds to avoid shattering every bone in your body while every driver is trying to mario kart spin boost off your sternum in order to get to the next red light 0.2 seconds faster
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coworker asks if i like harry potter and i have to make a disco elysium skill check to come up with a response
CIS COWORKER — Hey you seem really into wizards and stuff, I bet you love Harry Potter :)
EMPATHY — He’s just trying to be polite and make conversation. He doesn’t know about JK Rowling’s opinions on trans people. Let’s politely change the subject.
COMPOSURE [Trivial: Failure] — “Kill yourself.”
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Zenith SupersPort // laptop (US, 1988) lovingly modded as a prop in She Devil (1989)
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Roman Dadiomov.
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chimpanzeedotcom
Being a bi guy quite possibly the funniest sexuality like dammmnnnn I know who John Waters is and jerk it to twinks in panties but I got a coffee date with Hetero Jessica from work at 3 thats her name heteroooo jessica thats her name folks thats what we call her hertero jessica
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please will someone save me. haha im just kidding. please can i be saved
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Do you have a custom ringtone? (the one you have to download online yourself and set it up instead of just choosing one of a phone presets)
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adults disciplining children: i think i will communicate with this brand new human in the loudest, rudest, most obnoxious and socially off-putting way possible
adults disciplining children: i think i will behave in ways that are completely, radically unacceptable in literally any other scenario
adults disciplining children: welcome to earth! for the next ten years i will treat you in ways that i would not dare treat any other person. i do not treat other people this way because i know it is bad and wrong. hope you understand.
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for Vogue x GQ's May MET Gala Issue: "Superfine: Tailoring Black Style" — photographed by Tyler Mitchell and styled by Law Roach
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feel free to interact with this poll like it's a regular post! nader says he doesn't mind as long as it's being shared :)
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