how it feels to have no social media presence as an artist

🐌✨ get snailed! 🐌✨

snow it sneels to snave no snocial snedia snesencs as a snartist

Present: snailifier

Missing:

a-counter, achivement-unlocked, actual-aspec-military, actually-alberta, actually-danish-denmark, actually-literally-ireland, alphabetstatistician, alphabetuncompletionist, amongus-text-detector, are-there-grammar-errors, arewebeholdingaman, arizona-official, aromantic-navy, aromanticofficial, asciicompletionist, axolotl-detector, b-counter, bad-time-analogies, bat-detector, bear-detector, biblepercent, bird-detector, bug-detector, c-counter, cape-breton-island-itself, carbon-monoxide-detector, cat-detector, cat-identifier, cat-spotted, certified-door-posts, certifiedchickenposts, citrus-typos, colortracker, colourpickingpride, columbiforme-detector, contraction-counter, corvid-detector, could-transition-save-her, crab-detector, crane-detector, crowdetector, daily-crabbys, decontextifier, definitely-brasil, definitely-britain, definitely-canada, definitely-totally-croatia, definitelytherepublicofireland, denmark-forreal, denmark-official, denmarklandia-official, depot-of-homes, detector-detector, digitcounter, dino-detector, djibouti-colour-picker, dragons-locator, e-counter, egg-detector, eggblackoutpoetry, etho-spotted, evilorcadetector, femboy-state-of-florida-official, fish-detector, fishidentifier, forever-scotland, fox-detector, france-unofficial, free-post-store, genuinely-germany, germany-official, gimmick-mimic, gimmick-thief, gimmickbloghunter, gimmickbloghunterhunter, girl-detector, guatemala-official, happy-little-painter, hellsite-quotes, hellsitegenetics, hemo-rainbow-completionist, heresylog, homestuck-word-counter, how-much-yellow,

i-am-poland, i-bork-at-you, i-give-amogus-to-people, i-give-chess-piece-to-people, i-give-you-a-fish, i-meow-at-you, i-reblog-your-post-with-balls, i-remove-color-from-posts, i-say-not-ok, i-say-ok, i-say-quite, i-shelve-posts, i-tag-gimmick-accounts, identifying-cars-in-posts, identifying-cleaning-products, identifying-dinosaurs-in-posts, identifying-guns-in-posts, identifying-horses-in-posts, identifyinggimmickblogsinposts, identifyingtrainsinposts, idetectinsect, image-inverter, imakecalculatorposts, in-python-terms-please, in-the-bible , india-official, is-it-throwing-him-thursday, is-this-trans, is-this-yuri, is-your-post-grey, jesus-holding-your-fave, kittybroker, libraryofbabel-postlocator, literally-luxembourg, littleguysdaily, lizard-detector, maryland-officially, massachusetts-official, mawile-moment, meme-conservation, mhm-wisconsin, mouse-detector, mousedetector, new-hampshire-real, new-york-for-real, newhampshireofficial, nihonkokuu, non-tyrannical-usa, not-communist-usa, numberscompletionist, nyan-copies-gimmick-blogs, oedcompletionist, official-boob-posts, official-denmark, official-fedex, official-hongkong, official-ireland, official-library-posts, official-linguistics-posts, official-new-zealand, official-wales, ofishal-fish-posts, ominous-signs, operagxreal, orange-content-rater, orca-detector,

painting-red, pakistan-official, parantheses-posts, periodiccompletionist, pointless-achievements, pokemonifying-posts, post-eater, post-shooter, post-store, post-uwuifer, post-uwuifier, postalignments, postanagramgenerator, postarsonist, posts-i-saw-on-wikipedia, pronouncounter, psychicdamage-identified, punctuation-completionist, putting-bubble-in-places, putting-exit-door-in-places, putting-stanley-in-places, putting-waldo-in-places, quebec-official, radiation-detector-official, raidpainter, rainbow--completionist, random-plant, randomitemdrop, randomly-generated-posts-machine, rat-dectectector23, rat-dedecdor, rat-detctor-24, rat-detector, rat-detector-10, rat-detector-13, rat-detector-15, rat-detector-16, rat-detector-17, rat-detector-19x, rat-detector-333, rat-detector-334, rat-detector-72, rat-detector-84, rat-detector-89, rat-detector-8x, rat-detector-but-evil, rat-detector-detector, rat-detector-detector-detector, rat-detector-redacted, rat-detector-seven, rat-detector-the-14th, rat-detector-the-18th, rat-detector-the-21st, rat-detector-the-22nd, rat-detector-the-26th, rat-detector-thirteen, rat-detector-to-the-5th-power, rat-detector-twelve, rat-detector-x11, rat-detector-x6, rat-detector25, rat-detector36, rat-detectors-detector, ratdetector-x26, ratdetector13, ratdetector20, ratdetectordetectordetectordetector, ratdetectortheninth, reading-comp-posting, real-life-england, real-sephora, republic-of-molossia, rhode-island-real, russia-totallyofficial, salmon-detector, satan-official-account, seven-counter, shark-detector, skid-fit-detector, snake-detector, snow-leopard-detector, spider-man-counter, spooky-killer-ooh, state-of-connecticut-official, state-of-florida-official, stitchposts, swearification-and-cursing, sweden-official,

t-counter, texas-real, the-actual-ocean, the-agender-painter, the-aplatonic-cavalry, the-aroace-painter, the-bazzow-painter, the-bird-painter, the-bisexual-painter, the-blue-painter, the-chaotic-doodle-painter, the-collage-painter, the-deep-fry-painter, the-deep-fryer, the-disemconsonanter, the-disemvoweler, the-doodle-painter, the-duck-painter, the-firey-painter, the-gay-painter, the-ghost-painter, the-glitter-painter, the-green-painter, the-grey-painter, the-gumball-painter, the-haiku-bot, the-high-saturation-painter, the-hoppip-painter, the-howling-painter, the-icy-painter, the-inverted-painter, the-kingdom-of-norway, the-lesbian-painter, the-mew-painter, the-mewtwo-painter, the-mystery-painter, the-not-painter, the-offical-roman-empire, the-official-goose-god, the-official-italy, the-official-uk-of-britain, the-official-verbchanger, the-omori-painter, the-only-ontario, the-orange-painter, the-pan-painter, the-pink-painter, the-pixel-painter, the-pony-painter, the-post-programmer, the-pride-painter, the-principality-of-sealand, the-province-of-nova-scotia-real, the-purple-painter, the-rainbow-painter, the-random-painter, the-rat-detector-couple-the-1st, the-real-google, the-real-illinois, the-redpainter, the-reemvoweler, the-republic-of-texas, the-sad-painter, the-scaly-painter, the-scribbles-painter, the-state-of-georgia-official, the-state-of-michigan, the-stormy-painter, the-sus-painter, the-teal-painter, the-trans-painter, the-us-navy, the-us-navy-offical, the-us-navy-official, the-void-painter, the-weezer-painter, the-white-painter, the-xenogender-painter, the-yellow-painter, thecroissantpainter, thegimmickblog, therealrepublicofkorea, therickrolldetector, things-that-are-weezer-blue, totally-brazil, totally-france, totally-germany, totally-italy, totally-japan, totally-texas, trans-detector, tsunderedetector, unity-real, unofficial-illinois, utah-offical, utah-official, vaati-spies-seeker, very-real-australia, voweltally, wales-official, waterboardingwizard, were-these-words-in-the-bible, whats-that-teacup, wildcard-completionist, woo-in-different-lengths, would-you-punt-them, would-you-survive-in-australia, yeahokayillreblogthat, your-fav-has-big-naturals, yoururlisavalidchumhandle, yugoslavia-official, z-counter, 100-percent-real-official-malta, 25th-rat-detector

snere are sno many of us 🐌😭

what the fuck

If you're ever feeling embarrassed about feelings, remember that i, girl-detector, have at least two times recorded where i was a sopping wet creature about it

If i said [REDACTED] right away, things would be very different now, to a point where someone else may have started girl-detector instead of me

Girls are pretty, keep that in mind 👍

I did too, hope this helps

As did I.

give me back my fucking checkmark

no

IVE BEEN FORCEFEMMED

Lobster not detected

how about now?

when life gives you lobsters

NEW SPELL UNLOCKED: GIMMICK THEFT

Is "GIRLS" enough to qualify for being a spell?

if they leave you spellbound

*touches soil*

Something terrible happened here

*looks at time stamps and finally sees the apparitions at the edge of my vision as I begin to run away*

Oh Shit It's still happening

yayy i get to use one of my favourite reaction images

there's girls there, hope this helps

Return my beacon to Mount Kilkreath

pretty sure all 1342 notes are part of this same reblog chain

gaze upon the all-glowing Cube

entered? It was always in it. i am a gimmick blog and wanted to make a post about girls (as is related to my gimmick)

IM GOING TO CONQUER THE TIMELINE

will there still be girls?

Im going to make this so much worse.

@rat-detector-334 @rat-detector-24 @rat-detector-15 @rat-detector-thirteen

@rat-detector-236 @snailifier @snailspng @gimmickchanger @gimmick-therapist @gimmick-blog-bracket @gimmick-remover

@gimmick-therapistx2 @gimmick-therapistx3 @detector-of-things

@detector-detector @bear-detector @bees-official @elvis-official

@robot-elvis @post-uwuifier @post-catifier @post-store @crowifier @pea-detector @creatures-in-posts @poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts @i-am-a-fish @i-say-waa @i-detect-rickrolls @fox-detector

fuckkk i dont think theres a fox? i cant tell

The reactions to my previous post made me realize I should probably post all the competitors that are a part of this competition, in alphabetical order. This will be split into several reblogs to bypass the mention limit. I'll leave this to simmer a bit before I actually get around to seeding.

If you're on this list and don't want to be, please let me know!

whaoahg yeah theresatleast one fox in there

are you okay

DO YOU EAT ANTS OR OTHERWISE HAVE ANY DEFENSES AGAINST THE ANTS. FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON

infestation so bad you're making allies with your arch nemesis 💔

this is 🐜dire

are you okay

it's me and my caffeinated drink against the world

hmmmm nooo thats not a fox thats a buge!

hm... Quite shaped indeed !! ✓ but not a cat ✗ i think...

with my personal experience, it,t,, is not a fox either,,,, quite a confusing beast...

trans people: i’m trans

society: No

ashswag: hey that’s not okay! it’s me ashswag from the Lifesteal SMP, the smp where where whenever you kill someone you get a heart permanently and if you lose all your hearts you get banned

trans people: oh my god it’s ashswag

silly fox rests now

shhhh the fox is sleeping

fox wrapped

the moment he decides to binky

NOT a fox

sorry but, no foxes here!

I am doing a bit of an experiment, which I'm calling "Schrodinger's Rat", you see:

Inside this box there is either a rat, or no rat, and no one can know until @rat-detector responds, at which point they will be proven to be wrong, as the box is opened, revealing the opposite of their guess

plot twist, theres a fox in there

Community for all the rat detectors JOIN IT

@rat-detectors-detector @rat-detector @rat-detector-detector @rat-detector-detector-detector @ratdetectordetectordetectordet @rat-detector-to-the-5th-power @rat-detector-x6 @rat-detector-seven @rat-detector-8x @ratdetectortheninth @rat-detector-10 @ratdetector-x11 @rat-detector-twelve @rat-detector-13 @ratdetector13 @rat-detector-thirteen @rat-detector-the-14th @rat-detector-15 @rat-detector-16 @rat-detector-17 @rat-detector-19x @ratdetector20 @rat-detector-the-22nd @ratdectector23 @rat-detector-24 @ratdetector25

why are there so many what the

this mysterious beast seems not to be a fox, but a canine of sorts!

mmmm yummy strawberry