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received this incomprehensible email from my ornithology professor

the fucking eagles got him

reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts

actual centuries of beef btwn china japan and korea and now they’re literally shaking hands with each other because of this orange ohhhh my god like its genuinely unbelievable

seeing the list of south korean presidents and how they all got overthrown or impeached or assassinated my GOD americans are so PUSSY you can buy a rocket launcher at chipotle and NONE of you have gotten this guy

i went to the aquarium the other week and hand to god every single seahorse was pregnant. it was like ao3 in there

"happy april fools day!" wouldnt even notice with the type of shit i got goin on

nothing that a haircut and a wardrobe update and a detox and a sex change and a fake ID and getting medicated and selling all my stuff and faking my death and moving country can't fix

honestly theres always been something really wrong with me but whatever

Diversity win! The horniest person you know is on the asexual spectrum