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MILF (Man, I love Frodo.)

@frodo-in-a-fez / frodo-in-a-fez.tumblr.com

this blog is my personal dumpster and you lot are the racoons rooting through my trash

heya kids

milo is the name, terrible lotr posts are the game. other interests include dirk gently (both book and show), good omens, bill and ted, and doctor who. also i love seinfeld so i’ll flood the dash with that every now and again.

they/them

alright have fun

my ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/FrodoInAFez

i see your “tenth doctor has adhd” and i raise you “tenth and doctor and donna BOTH have adhd and that’s part of why they match each other’s freak so well and also part of why donna was the only companion willing to call him out”

HEY ALRIGHT ITS KIP KASPER, KLONE RADIO, LA’S INFINITE REPEAT; HOWRE WE FEELIN OUT THERE? HOWS YOUR DRIVE TIME COMMUTE? I NEED A SAGA! WHATS THE SAGA? ITS SONGS FOR THE DEAF! YOU CANT EVEN HEAR IT!

one of these days i will find a mutual who understands the crowley queens of the stone age connection in the same way that i do. one day

songs for those who wish to see the light:

  • i sat by the ocean*
  • villains of circumstance
  • kalopsia*
  • make it wit chu
  • god is on the radio
  • suture up your future
  • sicily
  • the lost art of keeping a secret
  • straight jacket fitting*
  • the way you used to do*
  • do it again*
  • the evil has landed*
  • if i had a tail
  • no one knows
  • into the hollow*
  • emotion sickness
  • i appear missing
  • go with the flow*
  • time and place
  • i never came
  • smooth sailing

*these especially

BONUS: bandoliers, dead end friends, and warsaw (or the first breath you take after you give up) by them crooked vultures. and arguably caligulove?

also mexicola by queens of the stone age but not because of the lyrics only because the riff is ✨sexy✨

anyways JOIN ME

i tell u what as a fairly strictly oneshot writer starting a PROPER longfic has been literal torture what do u MEAN i have to cultivate character development slowly over time and have a plot :((( what do u MEAN I have to write a CHASE SCENE instead of just making the target of my obsession have a breakdown or cuddle sesh this is literally 1984. and i say all of this as i actively work on my google doc. that nobody is forcing me to write. and that i am writing. for fun.

i don't think we talk enough about how much of a absolute cutie samwise gamgee is

like???? no wonder he was able to pull rosie OFC he could!! he just needed a confidence boost . i'm sure half the eligible hobbits in the shire wanted a chance with him he's the hobbit dream!!!

like he can cook he can garden and he's strong?? and a beautiful kind compassionate heart what more do u need !

"...half the eligible hobbits in the shire wanted a chance with him he's the hobbit dream!!!"

And he doesn't realize this! He's so humble! But the Shire elects him as mayor 7 times in a row!

He also has a literal ticket to heaven

SAM IS JUST THAT HOBBIT!!!

and he doesn't EVEN KNOWW he doesn't even know !!! <33

the shire electing samwise (secret ringbearer who has passage to valinor) as mayor 7 times in a row, deeply respecting him and all his experiences

how samwise views himself:

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