Pinned
yes
you are in the right place. you were meant to find me. curious yet?
well. let me explain the rules
1. garlic will no longer exist
this is the goal of the Narlic (no garlic) Nation. it does not need to exist and so it shouldnt. we work towards this future every day
2. garlic snowflakes & other allium freaks dni unless you want wrath
self explanatory. i do not want your negativity in my life. instead i will seek YOU out to spread the narlic message
-only a select few snowflakes can interact upon if permission is granted. though dont expect it to happen to you
-the narlic nation does NOT tolerate bigotry of any form. you are the worse than garlic
3. no not fuck in that way
self explanatory. i am sick and tired of all these snowflakes trying to 'gotcha' me into claiming i am doing something disgusting. i am ASEXUAL and specifically the kind of ace that would NEVER think of such a horrid thing. you people make me sick.
4. i have only 1 nemesis. and it is not you
believe it or not i do not hate alliumheads, i believe they can change for the better. any of you who have claimed to be my nemesis have completely misunderstood what i stand for and i despise you all
5. i am not a vampire, FUCK OFF vamp-accusers
you people never take me seriously and so you call me something fictional to pretend my message is not worth what you deem as 'real'. grow up for crying out loud
