Do Some Of That Pilot Shit, Mav

This might be the funniest reply I’ve ever seen in my life

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All this is legal?

AMERICAN MADE dir. Doug Liman

Man. He really showed up in all black and made the whole Colosseum at Caesar’s Palace join him in a moment of silence for Val.

Why is there no man arching his back with his butt in the air emoji

back in my day we just typed orz to make a little stick figure man doing that (or we would type or2 to give him a dumptruck). And we LIKED it that way!

Taking notes 📝

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

@holyknuckled you get it. lterally what are we here on earth for if not to occasionally impose gastropods upon unsuspecting customers. this story is delightful

@holyknuckled like that?

oh? my god???

yeah, Exactly like that

getting other people into rarepairs is so hard. wtf am i supposed to show them?? the 30k+ multichapter fic… written by ME?? the multiple pieces of fullbody fanart… ALSO by me?? the 12hr long spotify playlist… curated by ME?? i don’t think so. nuh-uh. no sir.

This is me with every fic I’ve written where it’s a pairing only I’ve written. I write it and hope someone else is curious enough to read it with me.

@fuddlewuddle You’re either secretly the Patron Goddess of Rarepairs or you’ve been blessed by them! You have me shipping a character from a movie I haven’t seen paired with a character from a different movie that I also haven’t seen. (This may have [definitely has] happened more than once but it’s more likely that I’ve at least seen one of the movies involved)

Nothing makes me happier @oneelleandaneye 😘

I bet if a mushroom could lap water out of your hand with a tongue that a gently drinking mushroom tongue on your hand would be the softest and gentlest thing.

jesus christ, i experienced brief but severe grief over not actually being able to experience this.

I think it would feel like a lizard tongue but I've never had a lizard drink out of my hand either, and thus the whole thing remains conceptually elusive.

this put such a vivid image in my head i needed to make it real as soon as i got home

fumbled another case

Val Kilmer calling Tom Cruise a sweetheart is everything

getting other people into rarepairs is so hard. wtf am i supposed to show them?? the 30k+ multichapter fic… written by ME?? the multiple pieces of fullbody fanart… ALSO by me?? the 12hr long spotify playlist… curated by ME?? i don’t think so. nuh-uh. no sir.

This is me with every fic I’ve written where it’s a pairing only I’ve written. I write it and hope someone else is curious enough to read it with me.

there should be an oscar category called “movie my dad completed without falling asleep on the couch” and it’s more prestigious and contentious than best picture

Last year, of the Best Picture nominees, Top Gun: Maverick won the Dad Award…this year Killers of the Flower Moon won…who will it be next year…stay tuned

2 b honest gang he didn’t like any of this year’s Best Picture noms. We’ll be back next spring.

I feel like this needs the maternal counterpart "Films my mom watched attentively without interrupting every two minutes asking 'who's this?' 'what's that?' 'what's he called?'"

Top Gun Maverick wins again

Can confirm both my parents loved TGM and when they watched Dead Reckoning they loved it so much, I asked if they want to see Final Reckoning with me, and they now say they’re going to see ‘my friend Tom’s’ new film.

Bill Skarsgård as the Marquis in JOHN WICK: CHAPTER 4 (2023) dir. Chad Stahelski

Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation (2015)