just be normal

you can misgender me if it's funny

will we be remembered? (redraw)

“sorry i can’t come out, i have plans”

the plans:

The carnivorous faggots over my rotting corpse:

one day, you, tumblr user 1000deer, will deactivate, and the reblogs of this post on tumblr dot com will continue, those rebloggers will be the carnivorous faggots, and you will finally be the rotting corpse

I will outlive your ass bitch the only carnivorous faggot here is me

chinese hanfu by 砚滨纱

I like when people like a character so way too much that it transcends even self shipping or kinning and becomes more of a patron saint that you pray to type of deal

"patron saint" stop using catholic figures in a blasphemous way! it's disrespectful to catholics.

youve made me very happy by saying this

you...enjoy being disrespectful to catholics?

my contribution for the Reunion at Dawn fanzine 🦅

took him fishing and all we caught was feelings 😔

oh, cuz y'all suck at fishing?

the fish weren’t biting but I was. nibbling on his earlobe like a skeeter.

During the Tang Dynasty, men's clothing was mostly dominated by the round-collared robe. Going into the Five Dynasties, followed by the Song Dynasty, the criss-cross collared robe came back into fashion again with various styles being worn (alongside round-collared robes).

In the painting, "Along the River During Qingming Festival" (pic 2), you can see that the workers on the boat and doing manual labor are all wearing short versions of the criss-cross collared robe, while shop owners are wearing long versions. Although there wasn't a strict rule that one can only wear one or the other based on wealth, artefacts show that most likely the working class wore shorter robes for ease of movement.

In the painting, "Literary Gathering" (pic 2), several people are wearing half-sleeves over top of their criss-cross collared robes, showing that the garments could be mixed-and-matched as desired.

bad

i looked up the source for this and its from an anime where a dude has to keep a constant boner for a month straight or he loses his house

is this the episode where he lost his house

I have not stopped thinking about this even once for the last 8 years

im gods weakest faggot

i’m gods strongest tranny let’s team up. what if we called ourselves team rocket

image i am in love with

Wuzhen 乌镇 is a historic town located in the north of Zhejiang Province, China. It was first built in the 7th century during the Tang dynasty, and is characterized by its Jiangnan-style (region in eastern China) architecture.

It lies within the triangle formed by Hangzhou, Suzhou and Shanghai. It has a total population of 60,000.

Wuzhen has been the permanent host place of the annual World Internet Conference, an international Internet conference held in China, since 2014.

when you dump the rats out in the front yard where do you think they go