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i should make a list of characters i want to be in mario kart (not necessarily world, just in general)

"ohh so the mario rpg-head is gonna tell us what characters they want" i am going to be reasonable. realistic, even. i know they are never gonna put an rpg character into one of the big boy spinoffs.

if i get one, though, it's peasley.

anyways, my reasonable wishlist of mario kart characters:

Prince Peasley is an unreasonable wishlist character because Nintendo would rather do anything but acknowledge the Mario RPGs outside of their little RPG bubbles, hope this helps.

Bonus: Chain Chomp also falls into the "More dogs should drive bc it's funny" angle.

this is true! i thought about adding that but i felt like a shorter reason would be funnier

me dissociating after eating two AA batteries

I AM NOT PAYING 500 DOLLARS + 20 DOLLARS YEARLY + 80-90 DOLLARS FOR A CARTRIDGE THAT DOESNT EVEN CONTAIN THE GAME DATA JUST TO PLAY A GAME, NINTENDO.

Chat is this real?

UNFORTUNATELY, YES.

I wanted to post them together! 🩷💚

hte real april foule… was you.

for thinkjghing I did not care abou you.

my friende.

you might think the princess and maid thing is just a schtick but while making tea I did just manage to catch the teabags on fire

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imo i get why its called boymoding but i legit think the fact that it's called that has like done worse for girls

"Oh ur BOYmoding, ur dressed as a BOY bc ur wearing BOY clothes"

like it creates a bad feel loop. a tgirl telling me to reframe it as dressing masc/butchy has done wonders for me itr

like the need to "boymode" to be safe i totally understand

but like internally I think if more girls reframed it as "im dressing masc/butch/futch/tomboy/etc"

they'd feel less bad when they do dress like that/lets tgirl butchs be more normalized in the community

i should make a list of characters i want to be in mario kart (not necessarily world, just in general)

"ohh so the mario rpg-head is gonna tell us what characters they want" i am going to be reasonable. realistic, even. i know they are never gonna put an rpg character into one of the big boy spinoffs.

if i get one, though, it's peasley.

anyways, my reasonable wishlist of mario kart characters:

Prince Peasley is an unreasonable wishlist character because Nintendo would rather do anything but acknowledge the Mario RPGs outside of their little RPG bubbles, hope this helps.

I should probably clean this computer more often

The pop up mixed with all the labeled space objects make it look ominously like you're deleting a galaxy or something

We don't need them all

the real reason for the Fermi Paradox is that op keeps deleting the aliens

I need the space for more computer games

why is len not reflected in the bean. len vocaloid canonically has no reflection. what is he

If we lived in an imagined idyllic age of days gone by, Sony would be running TV ads featuring a guy with frosted tips in a sports car saying shit like "switch 2? Try switching 2 Playstation instead" and he'd drive off and you see his car is full of beautiful women and twinks (it's woke) but they'd never do that these days

"oh why are the boys there why is it woke" I'm projecting cherry-picked pieces of modernity I personally find palatable onto my imagined idyllic past that's what makes it imagined and idyllic dipshit

⚠️this is financial advice⚠️:

never buy anything

MOOOOOOM, they’re trying to turn Tumblr into TikTok again!