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Old man Logan save me!

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She/they, bisexual, multifandoms (old man Logan pls shut me up with a kiss kiss) !Inbox open!

Old man Logan p☆rn links

A porn link post dedicated to old man Logan because he IS the hottest Logan and I'm ovulating so badly rn I gotta satisfy this craving somehow if I can't actually have him😔

You can find part 1 by clicking here

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• No matter how many times you cum on his cock, old man Logan needs you to give him one more, he loves seeing you cum for him.

• The best things that come with having sex with old man Logan are the intimate, naked cuddles afterwards.

• The closer you and old man Logan get to cumming, the needier and sloppier your kisses become.

• The way you run your hands through his greying hair while you make out has shivers running down old man Logans spine (this is literally the hottest video i have ever seen guys this is getting me too horny, if I can't kiss my man like this i dont want him)

Old man Logan is more than cabable to drive the limousine with only one hand if his needy girl sits next to him.

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You guys loved the first part, so here is a second. I know, I may sound deprived, but WHO THE FUCK is the guy in the first few videos? Asking for a friend I need to know ASAP🙏🏻

I can't stop watching the fourth video its making my stomach do flips ya'll I wanna make out w Logan like that for hours. Why is life so unfair

Born to be old man Logans wife, forced to write fanfics about him and cry

Hey guys!

Someone reached out to me because she's got a ticket to Hugh Jackmans show "From New York, with Love" and sadly, she can't go anymore :/

She was so sweet, asking me if I wanted to have it, but since I am living in europe, there is no way for me to attend the event, even though I would have loved to. But, maybe someone else wants to go, which is why i am doing this post!

If you want to see Hugh Jackman live on the date mentioned at the bottom of the picture above, please reach out to @fawningfae, she'll be happy to give another fellow fan the chance to see a show of their idol♡

Horse Breeding pt.1

I can't do this anymore, I am tired of holding back, this man makes me so horny im literally so desperate. There, i said it. The whole movie I sat there, wet as fuck, and then he has the fucking nerve to talk about breeding like this PLEASE

Pairing: Jack Clancy (Drover) x fem!Reader

Summary: The tall, sturdy australian man talks about breeding. How could you not get turned on by that?

Wordcount: 1.4k

Warnings/tags: english is not my first language, following the movie Australia (2008), very VERY suggestive but no smut (yet), breeding kink, reader is ovulating and so am i

i wasn’t able to watch the movie in english, so I could only research and try to recreate what Drover said. If it isn't movie accurate, let me know what he actually says and i'll change it <3

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How did you even end up in this situation? Sitting in a car with a sweaty, grimy and bossy cattle drover, while a drunk accountant was squeezed between you.

good FUCKING GOD PLEASE breed me

I just finished watching australia for the first time and FUCK, I can't he is so bossy and big and ugnnnhhhh something is purringggggg

How the hell are there so few Drover x reader fics? Let alone the lack of a breeding kink when this man IS ACTIVELY TALKING ABOUT BREEDING A PUREBLOOD MARE WITH A WILD STALLION AND HOW ITS HIS BIGGEST DREAM HELPPP

D O N T get me started on how he acted with the kids AHHHHHH get me pregnant fuck

speaking of all of that, does anyone want some Drover x reader smut/fluff/angst fics? After watching that movie, I am so motivated to write some. And please, all the other authors out there, please write more Drover x reader fanfictions for me and other people in need, I'll owe you my life🙏🏻 pls tag me

i just have to say I LOVE LOVE LOVEEEEEEE your fics!! they’re just so damn good like omggg. if you have a taglist please add me! <33

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AHHHH THANK YOU <333 That’s so nice I get so giddy every time someone compliments my work like- omg you read it and you liked it too AND you want to see more and even ask for it??? HOW🙏🏻🧎‍♀️

I don’t really have a taglist, I just tag people in specific works sometimes because they asked for it in the comments. But if you want to be tagged all the time, I think I can do that too <3

Speaking of works, I have a few in my backpocket, all aren't quite finished yet (I am also struggling a lil with my health and the real world, so sorry for not being as active) and I wanted to ask:

The Best There Is (according to Laura)

I had two old man Logan x reader fics in my drafts but decided to connect them because it made more sense to me. This old man being domestic just does it for me Ughh

Pairing: oldman!Logan x fem!reader

Summary: Parenting comes with challenges Logan never thought he would have to face in his old age; like school drop offs, nosy teachers and career day disasters

Wordcount: 2.8k

Warnings/tags: english is not my first language, age-gap, established relationship, Logan 2017 ending never happened, domestic fluff, violence mentioned, Prisoners 2013 reference, it's just cute old man dad Logan please let me have this, !!!not proofread!!!

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Laura hated school. She had never gone to school before and she was fine, but after Logan and you had taken her under your wing, you put her in a school for her 'education'.

Logan Howlett p☆rn links

I'm so sorry it's not many, but fucking hell why didn’t anyone tell me how hard it is to find what you're looking for on twitter. It was so difficult for no reason. Elon, your app is shit and so are you

Anyways, I hope you still like them <3

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• Whispering dirty things into your ear, his thrusts desperate but deep so you'd feel old man Logans cock all the way in your tummy

• The rain is tapping against the windows of his truck, and you and origins Logan feel needy for each other

• Sloppy, wet and loose. This is the way 70s Logan has your pussy sounding while he fingers you.

Trilogy Logan loves these lazy mornings with you. No stress, no hurry, just his cock buried in your cunt while he spoons you, making you moan as he circles your clit slowly.

• Stop fucking you so you can answer Wades phone call? Worst Logan wouldn’t even dream of it.

• It had taken a while to ease old man Logan into this. He was too old for this stuff, he wouldn’t even enjoy it. The way he arches his back when your strap stretches him open tells another shory tho.

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This was such a pain in the ass omg. And I am sorry if any of the hashtags or captions on the website are weird, but no matter what you search, most of it will contain some kind of incest/underage/rape bullshit. So sorry about that :/

Maybe I'll do another, but only if you show this one lots of love bc I can't stress enough how long this took😭

Fluffy Moments w/ Logan

Just some cute couple things I really like to imagine doing with Logan ❤️ some of these are kinda suggestive FYI!!

wow. Just wow. This catched me with the first little paragraph alone. What is this magic?? And when you said 'for the plus size ppl' I was SOLD YES GAWD I'm chubby myself and I just LOVELOVELOVE the trope of Logan swoonin' over a thick lady UGHHHH YEA throw me around papi

My life would have been greater if they had given Logan a curvy girl to love at least ONCE. But, you know how hollywood is, we can't have a conventionally attractive male character dating a unconventionally female character. I mean, in what world would anyone possibly WANT to date a fat girl? What kind of stupid thought is that??

But personally, to me, it just makes sense that Logan likes his partners big yk? And Yeah, maybe I am saying that to make me feel better about myself and feed the illusion that I am desirable even tho i'm fat haha. Just think about it! He is a heavy man, he is super strong. He doesn’t want to be scared to snap his girl in half like a twig. He actually wants to feel something when she is sitting on his lap, when she rides him wink wink and wants be able to grab and hold her. Bc in his head: more surface area = more to love

Sorry, got carried away😭 bby this was beautiful please continue your thoughts (maybe some smutty moments with Logan too👉🏻👈🏻)

Remember me

Pairing: WeaponX!Logan x fem!Reader

Summary: You thought you lost him. But even in the depths of his broken mind, love has a way of finding its way back.

Wordcount: 1.3k

Warnings/tags: english is not my first language, canon typical voilence, angst, blood, stabbing, wounds, weaponX, light gore (?), happy ending, hurt/comfort

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You didn't breathe.

You didn't move.

This was not how you, Jean and Scott had planned this to go when you came to this place.

GUYS GUYS HEAR ME OUT

I just got the BEST fanfic idea EVER because of this edit (credits to roseghoul26 on tik tok)

GHOST AND LOGAN? Y E S

My eyes have been blessed. So I want to bless you guys with a Logan x reader x Copia fanfiction because of this. It fits very well, oddly enough. I've been thinking of a few concepts on how this could go already. I just need to know one thing

Personal attention ASMR

Don't ask questions just run with it

Pairing: Logan Howlett x Reader

Summary: You use Logan as your ASMR model

Wordcount: 2.4k (this was supposed to be a drabble what happened)

Warnings/tags: none, english is not my first language, fluff, established relationship, reader is gender neutral but is described to wear acrylic nails, sharp or dull challenge, hair brushing, face tracing, nail tapping, face masks, implied that reader wifes Logan up in the future lol

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The cozy glow of a string of fairylights illuminated Logan as he sat in his armchair, a beer in hand, watching you fiddle with your - what did you call it? - ASMR setup? You struggled to get your camera into the right position on your tripod without knocking off the little hypersensitive microphones that extended from each side.

Birds of a Feather || Old Man!Logan x Reader x Worst!Logan

summary: Logan loves you even if he can't say it but he knows that given his old age he's been lacking in the intimacy area. When a strange portal opens up and another Logan tumbles out of it, things get a little messy. (Or Worst Logan cucks Old Man Logan)

warnings: SMUT, MINORS DNI, fem!reader, cucking, fingering, rough sex, cum eating, masturbation, thigh riding, oral (female receiving), overstimulation, mating press, doggy style, dirty talk, kinda mean!worst logan (he taunts old man logan a lot), slight pain kink (Logan), ass play, nipple play, breast play. Also neither logan ever interact with each other beyond talking.

a/n: Soooo Merry Christmas!! Here is my gift to all of you lmao. So to set a few things up, At the start both men are called Logan but a couple paragraphs in is when I separate them into James and Logan. I really hope it doesn't get confusing but I did my best lol. I really hope this lives up to peoples expectations im kinda nervous lol. Anyways happy holidays and I hope u love it!!!

Logan was an old man now. The adamantium was seeping itself into his blood. Killing him. It had been for years but with his healing factor starting to fail him the poisoning was truly taking its effect. He was weaker, tired. His heart was touched by a poison and it was turning him cold. There's only one good thing in his life now and it's you.

You're too kind. He tried to keep you away from his fucked up life but you were relentless. You were an experienced nurse who could take care of Charles. Free of charge. He fought you at every step of the way. Not wanting your pity. But he caved. 

You guys want to get horny and then bawl your eyes out at the end? Then this is the fanfiction for you! (No seriously, the end was mean to me and now I'm sad😔)

Crochet me a mistletoe

Got this idea because, well, it's christmas and I recently started crocheting! I am nowwhere near as good as I described the skills of the reader. I can't even crochet a simple scarf. But practice makes perfect, and a girl can dream right? (Reader is gender neutral)

Pairing: Logan Howlett x reader

Summary: Its christmas at the mansion and you've crocheted everyone a special gift. What will Logan think about the present you made especially for him?

Wordcount: 4.9k

Warnings/tags: english is not my first language, none, fluff, slowburn-ish, friends to lovers, reader can crochet, painfully sappy, missunderstandings?, itty bitty bits of angst, happy ending

The x-men mansion in december felt like stepping into a festive snow globe. Frosted windows framed the place, a hord of students racing through the halls as they were excited to spent the christmas holidays at home with their families, their laughter mingling with the soft strains of christmas jingles that seemed to follow you wherever you went.

Christmas fic anyone?

I am about to write a christmas fic for Logan for, you know, obvious reasons. I have about 2000 words rn but now I am scared no one wants to actually read it. What do you think, do you guys want a christmas fanfiction with Logan from me? It would be with a reader that crochets stuff for the team for christmas - I won't spoiler too much tho!

Kissy Missy

I got my inspiration for this from the movie Scoop (2006), in which Hughs character Peter Lyman says "I can't let you go, you're too beautiful. Look at ya, I can't." to his affaire while kissing her in between words.

Pairing: Logan Howlett x gender neutral!Reader

Summary: Logan can't stop kissing you

Wordcount: 1.7k

Warning/tags: none, pure fluff, established relationship, lots of kissing, english isn't my first languange,

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It started innocently, like most things with Logan did, oddly enough. A sweet kiss here, a short peck there. On your cheek, on your lips, on your temple. Nothing you couldn’t handle. But you were quickly realizing that when it came to the simple task of kissing you, Logan Howlett was insatiable. Like kissing you was his way of breathing oxygen.

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