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Welcome to my personal blog. I'm Seal, I'm an adult, I use he/him. I'm a mycologist in training and a hobby artist that often posts unfinished art just for the thrill of putting my creations into the world. I am also a comic enjoyer that'll probably post stuff related to that. Message me to get to know me for realsies.

Main @fungi-mancer

Fun tags under the cut:

The most lukewarm feeling is finishing a show and going to the tag and it's pages and pages of uncut sexual fanfiction. So unbelievably uninterested in that. Sorry.

It's actually sickening to have to buy a cap and gown for graduation. $80 for some crap I will only wear one single time. What the helllll. What is it with single use ceremony gear that makes companies charge insane prices for what is basically just a piece of colored fabric.

I love getting so sleep deprived that everything around me begins to transform into a pillow and blankie like I'm a starving man on a lifeboat with my only surviving crewmate

I get that Tumblr is the website where nothing dies and posts are still being circulated from 10+ years ago, but I feel like in an age where timestamps can be easily added to your display, it should be polite to just ignore certain posts from over a year ago. Just an idea.

Every day American politics tests everyone's patience by releasing some bill that's like "observing normalcy and continuing usual activity" and it's mostly related to farm taxes, except for a random section in the middle that mandates all babies be subjected to 1 hour in a glass cube full of leeches and wasps after birth. And the bill passes unanimously for some reason.

I don't think all youtube videos need to be an hour long

Everyone I know is always telling me that I take pictures of animals that do not accurately depict their cuteness. I disagree. I take pictures of animals that show them exactly how they look, and if they seem ugly, I had nothing to do with that.

UPLOADED THE WRONG FILE. ok now look at my dust bunnies

the best posters on the website live in the middle of nowhere. it's like a writer isolating in the countryside

I guess people have survived worse times.

I've been very busy with life lately. Stopping in occasionally to post random stream of consciousness fragment posts isn't really productive for me but it's what I like doing these days .. you know how it is.

Let's all go to McDonald's and order the Hauk Tuah meal. The expression on the cashier's face will be one of confusion, disappointment, possibly pity,

Why didn't Ray Bradbury write a book about scrolling on your phone in the movie theater

At the end of the day I am extremely nosy and I do like hearing about weird stuff people find. I don't want to make it sound like I don't. I just think we all should be careful about how that information is presented and no one should gain fame off of doing harmful things. I like hearing my friends' takes on weird people that post gross stuff publicly. I just don't like hearing the most annoying people on the internet transform the conversation into something it shouldn't be.

This is just turning into the blog where I complain every few weeks and occasionally post Spotify links. Oh well.