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His water dance

the floor???

you know how it is with legos

they’ve been working on a fucking prank on me since april i’m so goddamn indignant

tell them what the prank was, clare

so for fucking months now we’ve been saying we were going to watch Blade, because i’d never seen it, but somebody was always too tired or too busy, but tonight we decided fuck it, tomorrow’s ciaran’s friday, let’s watch Blade

the first 40 minutes or so pass with many a delighted exclamation. stan lee was credited & i’m told blade was a marvel property, which is news to me. i’m thoroughly enjoying myself. the cop familiar gets the shit beat out of him & tells blade to check the fridge. the wind roars as the scene transition fades to black.

in fades a helicopter. a man with long dark hair on crutches emerges from it. i do not immediately recognize the man, but from the crutches & the hair i immediately go “morbius??”

they assure me he isn’t morbius. i accept that they don’t want to admit he’s morbius for some reason (maybe they just don’t want me to think blade is in the mcu?) as the entirety of michael morbius’s backstory plays out on screen.

i repeatedly ask “okay but this is literally morbius right” and “why are you doing this” as it becomes increasingly clear that we are now, somehow, watching Morbius (2022). everyone continues to insist it’s Blade (1999) until finally i ask “how long were you planning this” and logan says “you wanna know how long” and gives me a screenshot

fucking months of me genuinely wanting to watch the movie Blade (1999) with my friends and they goddamn Blorbius me. I got Blorbiused.

forgot to add this last night, but here’s what the experience was like from the other side, taken from some messages i sent to a pal while it was happening:

Halloween Werewolf Time

mods cast evil flying skull spell at this guy please

freakhound

panda2

meow

Don't ever say some shit to me like it's a dog eat dog world. I honestly think it's bad when dogs do that to each other

It's a doggy dog world cause there's doggys

please don’t talk to artists like this. artists only react like this on the verge of death and it is NOT cute

twitter is having another crisis where users are fleeing to tumblr. remember the names of those that left tumblr after the porn ban. leaving us to rot and die.

I just want everyone here to remember I have never abandoned ship. we stay loyal ^-^

🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜

Ahh fuck!! Ant Attack Counter! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

that doesnt matter right now omori!!! there are fucking ants attacking! 🐜 🔥 🐜🐜 🔥🔥 🐜 🔥🔥🐜 🐜 🐜 🔥🔥 🐜🐜🐜

His name was Linguini? Like the pasta?

yeah and the rat is named ratiouiee like the dish

twitter is having another crisis where users are fleeing to tumblr. remember the names of those that left tumblr after the porn ban. leaving us to rot and die.

I just want everyone here to remember I have never abandoned ship. we stay loyal ^-^

🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜

Ahh fuck!! Ant Attack Counter! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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