sorry boss can't come in today i was on my way to work and then a gentle spring breeze kissed my cheek and reminded me it is a serious thing just to be alive on this fresh morning in this broken world

♫ Hatsune Miku: Project Mirai DX (2015)

you don’t gotta tell me to boycott the Nintendo prices by not buying bc i don’t have the money to get them anyways

‘guys don’t spend 600-700 dollars on the new nintendo products to send a message’ im way ahead of you man

the black star is looking at you.

I LOVE YURIIIIIIII I LPVE YURI I LOVE YURIIII

youtube video: can i survive a week in the dark cave with only 5$

the thumbnail: handing 1$ to a centipede

hiring a mercenary

congratulations! your reincarnation status has been upgraded from COCKROACH to SEAGULL