Inktober day 12 - dragon

Guess Flemeth counts for today's prompt, right?

Every other country in Thedas: Control of government changes hands through political maneuvering, assassinations, and occasionally outright war. 

Ferelden nobility, gathered in a big crowd around two people swinging swords at each other: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

me playing any video game: *does not touch the block button at all throughout the game*

#no block button we lose like men

#dodge or die #there is no block

what the fuck is this dodge nonsense? You hit them harder and faster than they hit you and That Is How You Play Video Game

You cant take damage if the enemy is dead

Don’t talk to me about buffing or debuffing stats either. The only stat that matters is the enemy’s HP, and I am going to debuff it all the way to zero.

Next some loser is gonna tell me to use the brake button in a racing game. No I hold accelerate the whole time and either drift or die

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WIG??

God I really needed to see this right now.

Being in a long-term fandom really makes me wish we had like, Fandom Supreme Courts, just so that every time the same stupid discourse rears its ugly head for the umpteenth time in ten years, we can just be like, “Actually this argument was settled in the 2006 Fandom Supreme Court ruling in the case of AngelPotter vs. Xx_goth1c-r0se_xX, so everbody can shut up about it now.” Imagine the wank reduction.

fuck this I am not letting some precedent set by Antonin Scalia and Cassandra Claire control me, daemons are not AT ALL like Pokémons

Has this been done yet?

Oh Cullen looking like the Majestic Lion of Ferelden that he is…. 

HUGE thanks to serpentsshipmate for drawing my Inquisitor and Cullen at the ball! This came out more beautiful than I could have dreamed :)

Seriously, go commission her now! She’s incredibly talented and wonderful to work with! :)

stop making multiplayer games

i want storey

I’m a simple woman I think “this is likely going to happen and it’ll upset me” and then the thing happens and it upsets me

Has anyone done this yet I’ve been thinking about this all week.

Open the door

Get on the floor

Roses are red

Gandalf wears lace

@renegadespookiness

OMFG.

Very curious doggo

Reminder that puffins are extremely social and like to fit in with their friends, so they will adopt mannerisms and interests of the group. So there is a good chance this little guy is trying to be friends with the photographer by showing his interest in the camera.

TIL photographers are a lot like puffins, cuz we also make friends by showing interest in your camera XD

Reminds me of the time researchers were trying to get puffins to land in a specific area so the put decoys up to draw them in but the decoys only had 1 leg and

Word of advice never try to karaoke Since U Been Gone…Kelly Clarkson is a soprano and she wanted the whole world to know it

Kelly Clarkson is a mezzo-soprano and pretends to be an alto until you’re just getting into a song and then betrays you by going up three octaves like the talented bitch she is

“I can see your nipples through your shirt” first of all stop being ungrateful.

@dahalloween day five // beware of dog

A little bat nug !