girl who wishes for the power to understand what pokemon are saying and gets it

and then finds out how insanely horny her pokemon are for her. and everyone else’s.

girl: my pokemon are so cute! i wish i could understand them so we could be better friends!

her jolteon, talking to her arcanine: god that top looks so good on her i wanna rip it off her with my teeth

her arcanine: i can hold her down if you want

the houndoom riding unaccompanied on the subway she’s on: wonder what station she’s getting off at? maybe it’ll be abandoned enough that i can put my muzzle up her skirt…

the lycanrocs watching her play fetch with her pokemon in the park: do you think if we run in and grab that ball real quick she’ll follow us into the bushes? you knot her mouth and i’ll take her ass

and she’s just hearing all this now and she’s evenly split between disgusted and turned on

REMINDER: luigi mangione has been accused of killing the CEO, not convicted, and the evidence presented is extremely questionable. luigi mangione is NOT the claims adjuster until proven guilty beyond reasonable doubt in a court of law, and the widespread presumption of his guilt makes it much more likely he will be falsely convicted.

getting really into some t4t petplay but then my owner calls me a bad dog and i start apologizing and apologizing and apologizing because i really did think that i was a good dog. we’re not roleplaying anymore we’re just in bed and hugging a little because i really didn’t wanna be a bad dog.

One weird experience of transitioning is failing at ur assigned gender role the whole time and everyone constantly deriding you for it but then u come out and it's like we lost a beautiful gender conforming warrior today. Must grieve for my wonderful child who pissed me off by being ugly and weird since day 1

Waiting tables. 6 top of trans girlies get sat in my section. Immediately I'm on peak performance, fuck my other tables they can wait.

Hit them with the "Hello lovely ladies! Can I get you started with anything to drink? Maybe some mimosas?".

One of them hits back with "Oh please, I would love one, Handsome!" but I won't be defeated, I retaliate "Would you like that with orange juice or grapefruit juice, Gorgeous?"

Her friends giggle and she blushes before telling me OJ, I have won the battle, but I'm an overachiever so I ask if they're dressed up so nice because they're going out to celebrate something after dinner. Another one smirks and tells me "Nope, we're just naturally this fab all the time" before saying "it's a struggle I'm sure you're familiar with".

Has my hubris lost me the war? No, I quickly pull my wits together. I pull out my ultimate weapon "You're too kind, Aphrodite weeps at your beauty!".

They tip 25% but I already gave them the "forgot to ring up your drinks on purpose" discount.

you guys need to be normal about people who don't like penetration. people who don't get hard easily. people who finish quickly. people who participate in kink without having sex. people who don't like being touched. people who don't like giving head. people who only like penetration. people who (almost) always squirt. people who take a long time to cum. people who have a hard time getting wet. people who don't talk during sex or anything else that is not part of the way you think people or bodies should behave during sex

one of your friends casually dropping they actually genuinely use ChatGPT is some pod people shit

"it saves me time writing stuff" it saves me time knowing you dont give a shit enough to just write something simple. if you didn't care enough to write it, why should i be interested in reading it?

"i'm not good at writing X so it helps me" alright then practice. it gets easier and you end up not writing like AI slop

"i just have it write something then i edit it to make it right" the meat of your content is couched in AI garbage. why'd you use it to fluff your information? i'd rather read something barebones that gets to the point if it's accurate than something that ChatGPT churns out

i wrote all this with informative/communicative writing in mind. i.e. chat, emails, documentation. if you use it for creative writing you might be hopeless

also if you use it as a search engine you might as well just stick with the wooden dog that flips a nickel

at my last job someone used it to generate documentation for best practices around some code architecture we were following. i read it. none of it made sense for what we were doing because it had no context. it was relying on definitions of things that were different than what we were doing so it was flat-out wrong

so i says to the guy i says, "hey this is all wrong, here's why" and explain how none of what ChatGPT gave us is pertinent to our work. and he goes "well whatever we can use this as a starting point."

and i couldnt understand how you could use information that is 98% wrong as a starting point. it's like needing a recipe for bread and chatgpt gives you a muffin recipe. so there's flour and salt, that's where the similarities stop.

anyways he finally got the point and someone else ended up writing the document. but thats what i mean by pod people shit. dont look me in the eye and tell me something like this is helpful.

do y'all remember when they found all that tf art in Osamu Tezuka's drawer post-mortem because I think about it often

anyway keep chasing your bliss and draw weird shit, god knows we need that right now

Hi bro here is the "weird art" looks cool

A recent post breached containment so I think it's time for some rent lowering:

Trans children should have the right to undergo the correct puberty at the same time as their peers.

Puberty blockers were only ever a compromise and should not be seen as the end goal of trans advocacy.

"Anything is fine as long as it's legal" is not the sex positive position you think it is. Anything can be criminalised. Anything can be decriminalised.

In some places it's illegal to consensually choke your boyfriend. In other places marital rape is not a crime. Develop a moral compass instead of expecting your government to tell you what is right and wrong.

unfortunately to be a good and valuable member of your community you’re going to have to get used to a certain amount of unpleasant sensory inputs. like, you simply cannot expect to control every aspect of the world around you and still somehow be a tolerant and poverty-focused leftist

“getting used to” might mean you have to prepare yourself before entering certain situations but it also means not entering them sometimes. your community contains people who talk loudly to themselves or even hit themselves, aren’t always fully dressed, use drugs openly, shit on the sidewalk, spit and have teeth rotting out of their mouth. there are people in your community that are just plain fucking rude, and you don’t have to be their friend, but you do have to care if they live or die and most importantly not fucking call the cops on them.

sometimes you, my darlings, are going to have to exit a situation if you can’t handle the other person and that will be a community conscious act. we must learn to exist alongside unpleasant ppl and experiences there’s no point to any of this if we don’t!!

i need pepple to understand that in the first place leather has always been made from the byproducts of butchering animals for meat, otherwise the skin is just tossed and unused. there were some companies farming for leather for a while, particuarly alligator leather, but those were not the norm. peta did so much harm in their campaigns against leather as a concept (its not unethical. yoi get the skin when an animal dies. thats why most leather clothes in the usa are cow leather, bc thats the biggest meat animal here) that its almost impossible to buy anything "leather" that isnt made of plastic that it so fragile and shitty that the very Thread Holding It Together rips the fibers apart. it will last for maybe a year two if youre lucky, and wont biodegrade and was made out of something that isnt naturally occurring in the first place and is one of the biggest causes of pollution globally

i do not care if you personally think nobody should slaughter or eat animals, it is Going to happen anyway. you cannot be so obtuse thst you think making more plastic that causes pollution endless damage to the animals you claim to care about so much is better than omnivorous human beings eating other animals and using their bodies completely.

Happy autism awareness day

Be aware.

Also i forgot about Trans Awareness day so here. take this

kinda hard to take it seriously people complaining about "toxic yuri" this, "toxic yaoi" that. i grew up on toxic comp het; in my day we called them "cartoon sitcoms"