Geto: Um... sory for hooking up with Y/N last night.
Gojo: …
Geto: Actually I take that back. You droppped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. We're even.
Y/N: At what point should I just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Geto: ..
Shoko: …
Utahime: …
Nanami: Never.
Gojo: >:(
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Gojo: It was a mass text, I'm sorry.
Nanami: …
Geto: …
Shoko: …
Utahime: …
Ijichi (for some reason): …
Nanami: Do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
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Megumi: Hey, bro, what do you wanna eat?
Sukuna, appearing on Itadori’s face: The souls of the innocent.
Itadori: A bagel.
Sukuna: Noooo!
Itadori: Two bagel
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Nanami: Initiate Phase 2.
Yuji: I forgot what Phase 2 is, but I'll assume we just run in like we discussed.
Nanami: Affirmative.
Yuji: I'll assume that means "yes".
Nanami: Roger.
Yuji: My name's Itadori.
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Shoko: Take Gojo and Geto.
Y/N: Yes! My fantasy threesome!
Gojo: …
Geto: …
Y/N: ...of Sorcerers on a job!
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