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今日の空は、絶対に、綺麗だ。

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Crys/クリス | I have horrible brainrot for the heretics

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Name is Crys (pronounced as 'Chris'), they/them but any pronouns is fine. I follow from @cryscryscrystalcat

This is a sideblog dedicated to Chi: About The Movement of The Earth (チ。-地球の運動について-)!

I will be posting my art, both new ones and the older ones I've posted somewhere else, into this blog. (Shhhhh I just love Tumblr tagging system so much more)

My art is tagged as #ghereticart.

Meme is tagged as #chimeme.

Some warnings about this blog below:

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removing a character's eyebags is an act of cruelty it's like muzzling a dog for barking it's like clipping an angel's wings

removing a real life human person's eyebags is also cruel and unnecessary. i'm a prison abolitionist but they should be able to arrest you and throw you down a well for that.

Anonymous asked:

fan of breasts?

chicken breasts? yeah! they are, maybe & arguably, one of the most delicious part of the chicken. well, maybe next to drumsticks (which i personally prefer for things like fried chicken, or soups). in particular, i like to use chicken breasts for making katsu, which, lemme tell ya, i'm no expert cook, but id like to think that i do a pretty good job.

matter of fact, if you want an extremely simple recipe, here's how i personally make chicken katsu (all off the top of my head, so some slight details might be missing, so please bear with me):

you'll need a few ingredients

  1. panko (any sort of breadcrumbs will work, but panko is just the brand i use)
  2. cookin' oil (usually simple vegtable oil will work)
  3. the actual chicken breast, of course
  4. the ol' traditional: salt and pepper
  5. one egg (u dont need any more than one egg, typically)
  6. if u wanna make things extra crunchy, having some corn starch mixed in with garlic powder + onion powder for some extra seasoning. maybe even a scoosh of paprika for that yummy (i personally like using this filipino chicken mixture called "crispy fry", which is usually used for fried chicken, but it works here too. it's usually meant for fried chicken drumstick, but what is katsu but a different kind of fried chicken)

anyways, here's how u wanna do things:

  1. take out your chicken breast, pat it down with a paper towel so that it aint wet on the surface and either: slice it so that the chicken breast is about inch and a quarter (or so) thick OR use a mallet to make it around that thickness. youll want your chicken flat as possible, but not too flat! i think you know what i mean.
  2. salt and peppa that mothafucka, both sides (OPTIONAL STEP 2B: it's at this point id probably mix my chicken breast with the starch mixture/crispy fry. it just gives a lil extra flavour and crunch that i enjoy. but this is just me, u dont really gotta do it)
  3. crack open an egg and put it in a bowl. MIX IT UP
  4. put your flattened (and maybe crispy fry seasoned) chicken in the egg. get it drenched, you want that panko to stick to that shit
  5. what i like to do is i like to put panko in a plastic container with a lid, then i put the chicken in the container, close the lid up and just SHAKE it so that its nice and evenly coated. super simple and fun and WAY cleaner to deal with after the fact LOL
  6. pop your oil in your pan. put in generous amount, enough that your chicken wont necessarily be drowning, but enough that your chicken will be sufficiently fried. heat that up until the oil reaches that perfect temperature of around 350'F (that is THE temp for doing any deep frying)
  7. pop your chicken on the pan and leave it frying on the one side for, id say, approximately 4-5 minutes. youre going to have to keep a close watch on it. make sure that panko is that GOOD crispy brown on each side. over all it should take you like…. 7-9 minutes for your katsu to be done.
  8. BEFORE YOU EAT... make sure the internal temp of the chicken is around 160 - 165'F. if it is, it's good to go. take it out and, what i like to do is get a plate and pop on a paper towel to let the katsu dry off all the excess oil. even though its off the pan, that shit is STILL cookin, so youll want to leave it alone for like… a minute or two. plus if you eat it now you'll totally burn your tongue and that's the WORST feeling in the world

and after all that, your katsu is done! get some jasmine (white) rice, put on some katsu sauce and some japanese mayo with a lil bit of furikake for that slight seaweed flavoring and youll be GOOD to go!!

so yeah, i guess you can say i'm a fan of breasts.

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Best Curse Word Tournament!

kurwa (Polish) /‘kur.va/ a prostitute or loathsome person, but used fluidly like “fuck”
pendejo (Spanish) /penˈdexo/ 1. a pubic hair 2. (Latin America) a dumbass, scumbag, or asshole, used as an insult and/or affectionate term

Kurwa historical facts:

The oldest recorded instance of „kurwa” in Polish language comes from 1415, from records of a criminal trial - because at the time calling somebody a kurwa or a skurwysyn (or more precisely kurwie macierze syn) was in fact a criminal offence that could bring you in front of a judge.

According to Andrzej Bańkowski it came to be synonymous with „prostitute” later, in XVI century, previously being better known as part of the phrase kurwie macierze syn denoting a bastard, a son of unknown father, a son of unmarried mother.

I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead

The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they're dead that's what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability

tumblr may have censored porn but check this out

i hope Elon musk KILLS himself and DIES a thousand DEATHS. and i hope every other billionaire a very merry DIE DIE DEATH KILL MURDER DEATH KILL

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Disclaimer: yes yes I am already regretting this yes but I might just as well post this shitpost pic before I come to myself and delete it at some point in the future

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Badeni suddenly realizes that it's the perfect moment for a kiss, because he is stuck in a cell block with the only man in the world that cares if he would become a frog-faced Slavic water spirit after his death

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