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Ok but I remember a fat Mac body pillow circling the Internet that someone had custom made.

When I have money I wanna figure out how to do that. Idek how to find high enough quality pictures but there obviously a way??

Like ideally one side fat Mac one side buff Mac? (Or twink Mac even) But I feel like a total weirdo for even considering this 😅 like it's all fun and games until someone else sees it 😂

I also want a Danny Devito cardboard cutout. Preferably life size 😂 I'm so bad with money when I do have it and a clutter queen but one day my dreams will come true.

Ok I was never happy with these pictures but they're the only proof I got!

Here's my (almost a year old) "Sexy Charlie DayMan" costume 🌞 please clap? But fr it was award winning last year at a small hometown cinema production of The Nightman Cometh.

I had been a more traditional (Charlie) Dayman years ago for Halloween, as featured in my icon pic lol. I repurposed some of that with a nightie, yellow tights, and white fishnets. It was a good excuse to wear my sun and moon Docs as well 🌘

This was my glob bday tribute photo today 💁🏼‍♀️ I rewatched both parts of The Gang Goes to Hell and remembered how truly wild it was when Mac came out and went back in the closet 😭 This selfie poorly framed some of my Sunny wall art... There's the Sunny the 13th poster (perhaps my fave promo) and a Nightman Cometh poster signed by a cast I saw locally :) That certificate by my cheek totally exonerates me from Donkey Brains tho. Do you have any such certificate? Got this from the nitwit school when I won the costume contest at that production of the Nightman Cometh last 420... I was "sexy Charlie DayMan" and I don't think I ever posted those pics here... A travesty, although I didn't get the best pics 😭 (only had 2 competitors, both admirable: Ongo Gablogian 😍 and The Waitress in her Fridge It Bitches Bowling League attire 😍) Charmed, I'm sure.

Also started to write Macdennis yuri today so all in all... A good day. 💖