Some cozy Tellius background images for the soul.
Broke: Haar lost his eye in combat, because he's done a lot of fighting over the years.
Woke: Haar lost his eye in a silly way outside of combat, such as being scratched by his wyvern for something.
Bespoke: Haar's eye actually works fine. He just wears an eyepatch to look cool. Also, he sometimes forgets which eye the patch goes on, but somehow no one has noticed yet.
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truth spell/serum au where codywan don't notice it taking hold. Cody's late to a meeting and Waxer goes, two minutes late, sir? And Cody just curtly nods and goes. I was sucking cock. Entire room goes deathly still in utter bafflement. Four seconds later Obi-Wan enters and casually says "Apologies for my tardiness, I was busy receiving some of the best head of my entire life. Truly spectacular work." Cody turns into a statue. Somehow the oxygen further departs from the room as spectators struggle to breathe. The thing is. Obi-Wan and Cody are cursed/dosed up to only speak the truth but at the moment believe they are saying what they've thought in their head
Silly Xenoblade things I'd draw if I had the ability:
- Kallian going through a rough wing molt.
- Egil working late on a new Mechon model in Central Factory, and he has a five o'clock shadow that's just rust.
- Egil crushing a watermelon (or one of those small round sentry Mechon) in-between his thighs.
- Vanea doing the same thing in-between her boobs.
- Linada growing new organs for Fiora in high-tech jars, with Fiora being nosy and asking for custom features (i.e. a bigger stomach for all the eating she wants to do when back to normal).
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red green cav duo but one of them is red-green colorblind and thinks they have been matching this entire time
"Oscar, you verdant-clad traitor! I thought we matched in our courageous crimson, but you don a grotesque green instead. You must fix this at once!"
"Kieran, you do realize that my hair is green too?"
"What?! You mean to say that your handsome face is ruined by vile leafy locks?"
"Aha! Perhaps this is fate, Oscar! It is a sign of how true our rivalship is! Red and green are opposing colors, just like how we are rivals in all things!"
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Anonymous asked:
red green cav duo but one of them is red-green colorblind and thinks they have been matching this entire time
"Oscar, you verdant-clad traitor! I thought we matched in our courageous crimson, but you don a grotesque green instead. You must fix this at once!"
"Kieran, you do realize that my hair is green too?"
"What?! You mean to say that your handsome face is ruined by vile leafy locks?"