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playing dnd

me (the dm): you come up on a market thats bustling and swarming with all kinds of people

player: are there milfs

me:

Did You Know: Cheesemancers exist?

….What am I meant to do with this knowledge?

Prepare.

Fact 1: In most versions of Dungeons & Dragons, when infected – as opposed to natural-born – lycanthropes transform under the full moon, they assume the default alignment of their type during the ensuing mindless rampage.

Fact 2: In most versions of Dungeons & Dragons, the default alignment of werebears is Lawful Good.

Conclusion: When an infected werebear transforms under the full moon, they go on a mindless Lawful Good rampage.

Picking up litter and helping direct traffic

SMOKEY THE BEAR

“Oh my gods… Who built this orphanage on the middle of the night? This… This… This is all up to building code!”

I had to.

I’d want to talk to Sam Smorkle too

A Nice Long Walk #25

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Wizard towers make you question reality

My D&D new shirts are up in my shop now :D The designs are inspired by the Memphis style and I love how the samples turned out! 

I’m extremely guilty of this.

— Our tiefling sorcerer, intimidating an already cowering boy while interrogating him for information about stolen bones.