Strange given your title.

when he says "ahwooo" it's scary because you think the werewolves are nearby. but then he says "the werewolves of london" and you think oh.. i'm not in london. but then you remember they could travel

Maybe being good at social media should not be the main qualifier for all creative work

Seeing the notes on this talk about all the other careers that I hadn't even considered being affected by this is just depressing. What do you mean you need to be Instagram famous to have a career as a hairdresser?

my mom, discussing furries with me: but I don’t get all the cats and dogs, why wouldn’t you want to be a sexy animal? like a kangaroo

me: mama what the hell does that mean

my mom: so muscular

cities breaking down on a camels back

I'm manifesting that you get a bag of chips today. your favorite chips

You’re manifesting that I get a bag of chips today! My favorite chips!

I'll use my magic to send the chips your way. tostitos, doritos, and frito-lay

You’ll use your magic to send the chips my way!Tostitos, Doritos, and Frito-lay!

my magic is real, and you're not being deceived

Your magic is real, and I’m not being deceived!

my chip magic works, you gotta believe!

Your chip magic works, I gotta believe!

'netizen' cutest word for internet user. It's the net and we're living here together ....

I like how boycotting Target is becoming like, a reoccurring thing done for opposing political reasons

if i had a dick i would fuck the clay rich soil of the riverbed

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

Hey guys! Check out this block of pure sodium that I got!

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