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previously im-gonna-squeet

Hi Im Elias, I'm British, my pronouns are he/it/xe, and i am fantastically queer

My askbox is always open!! pls say hi or ask something!!

WARNING: i reblog gore

my spotify

Fandoms:

dimension 20/ dropout tv, toh, hermitcraft, creepypasta, doctor who, empires smp s1, life smp series, heluva boss, hazbin hotel, James Acaster, gravity falls, ride the cyclone, tma/ tmagp , rottmnt, tottmnt, spider-verse, garrett watts, gbbo, Will Wood, Dan and Phil

General things i love:

learning, sharks/marine biology, science, creepy/scary stuff, men, little guys (creatures, beasts), cats

My writing:

Gerry and Michael get a cat (doorkeay fluff) (ao3)

3 times Tim tried to get Jon & Martin together, and 1 time he realised he didnt have to (ao3)

sometimes domestic bliss is an angry goth and his 12ft tall delusion incarnate monster bf (ao3)

Donnie burnout fic (ao3)

i still dont know who you are, i only know that im still lonely (donnie gets a service dog) ch 1 ch 2 ch 3 (ao3)

The turtle and the rabbit

OCs: Timothy Googly, Missile Launcher Hamato

#i am fucking cringe... but I am free#Timothy Googly#Missile Launcher Hamato#Elias' art
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Reblogged oddpocalypse
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Do you live in Massachusetts? Are you looking for some direct action to take? Guess what our shitty state house just did!

It’s passed in the house and going to the state senate as far as I can tell and it seems like they just snuck it in there because ???. So it’s time to harass your state senator and rep. You can find them here: https://malegislature.gov/Search/FindMyLegislator

Find My Legislator
Find My Legislator
malegislature.gov

Call them, email them, send them letters, protest outside their doors, whatever. Let them know this will not stand here

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Yo, fuck this shit. We cannot let them do this. We must remain a safe haven for those in need.

Link to article: https://www.bostonglobe.com/2025/04/09/metro/massachusetts-house-opposite-sex-teams-transgender-athletes/

Amendment and bill number: Amendment #81 to H4005

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Reblogged writterings
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trying to explain to tumblr that the Middle Class in not their enemy

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saw someone say that someone complaining about only having 7k in savings makes them contemplate “doing something bad”

you know that 7k covers like. one hospital visit WITH insurance, right?

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“people who make six figures shouldn’t be allowed to complain —“ most people who make six figures are, these days, solidly middle class. where i live, a combined household income of $110k is *lower middle class*.

“people who can afford homes —“ are typically 400-600k in debt for them. also if “can own your own home” is your threshold for the rich you are contemplating eating, i think you are genuinely stupid

“boohoo your investments dropped, stop complaining rich boy” idk how to tell you this but. most of us have a retirement account. you should probably open one

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Reblogged alwerakoo
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shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

  • "how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post
  • "_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior
  • "woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares
  • "and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.
  • "and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all
  • ".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity
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Portal!RotTMNT #1: Donnie

Mikey

@supersleepyslowpoke yes, this, this is exactly what I was thinking. He even went a step further and modified his gun (I combined the ASHPD design with the Gravity Gun design, so it can launch things, too)

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everyone says "go to therapy" but nobody tells you you'll miss out on THIS

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Reblogged alwerakoo
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I looooove the shit that's like

"You have the power to possess me and take over my body but you don't because you respect me"

because it can lead to

"I'll let you possess me and take over my body when necessary because I trust you"

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Reblogged batmanisagatewaydrug
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“autistics would’ve been able to sniff out ted bundy like fucking scent dogs” is one of the craziest takes i’ve ever seen

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you are not special because you are autistic . you are not special because you are neurodivergent. you do not have a secret sixth sense of who is a good or bad person because you are neurodivergent . you are not an empath or a fae child. you are not a morally better person because you are autistic

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