Toni Morrison? Alice Walker? Zora Neale Hurston? Ralph Ellison? James Baldwin? Lorraine Hansbury? Maya Angelou? Octavia Butler? Langston Hughes? Bell Hooks? Many many many many others? Go fuck yourself you lazy, anti-intellectual asshole

here's a list by Book Riot of 100 classics by non-white authors

and one I love to pull on people:

Alexandre MOTHERFUCKIN Dumas.

Look at this magnificent bastard!

Three Musketeers! Count of Monte Cristo!

And I only found out a few years ago, and let me tell you, I will DIE MAD.