*absorbs you into my being then files your taxes*

my friend who is trying to subtly implant the idea of dewey from malcom in the middle in my mind so that eventually it causes me to divorce my wife: what dewey do?

the blood skeleton:

BLOOD SKELETON DEWEY TULPA POST PATCHNOTES (1.0.1a):

I got a Moomin nendoroid. I also got left over yugioh stuff from the Kaiba one and

My Moominpapa's deck has no pathetic cards, Snufkin

Im hyperventilating

you wish i was venomous

she stole a leaf that a leafcutter ant was carrying and ate it

Easter falling on 4/20 again this year means all those old 420 praise it vines from 2014 are once again relevant

#the shadow on the ground showing its actually in the game is the best part

it is very much in game, here’s it being attacked by bees

you guys can’t do this to me.

had a dream griffin mcelroy was giving tours at the aquarium as like a special guest kind of thing and every time he’d stop in front of an animal he’d be like “alright gang gather round. i have no idea what the FUCK this is” and then we’d move on

the edit itself

this edit is getting taken down from tiktok every time someone reuploads it, its straight up censorship at this point

Im not even american but im having a great time with this

DONT LET THIS DIE

credit to miraculousgastropod for the original

Obviously not mine but also funny as hell

hallowed be thy ween

do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

do yoo evew say someting and den tink “wow dis isn’t even a bit!! im just wike dis UwU”

This post has been UwU-ified!

i feel dirty after reading that

do yoo need a scwubby wubby? OwO

i think i do need a scwubby wubby to be honest but not from you

When is it my turn to be happy.

bro LMFAOOOO