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@generalgri3vous / generalgri3vous.tumblr.com

A nerd with a mild obsession with robots. She/Her,2003,~Ace/Aro/Autistic~ My Special Interests: Transformers, Star Wars/Trek, Pokemon, Hollow Knight, Kirby, Cosplay and Costume Design.

Say that again? I'm sorry. I got distracted by your little mannerisms, how you pronounce certain words, and the way your eyes light up when you talk about something you're passionate about, and started day dreaming about spending my life making you laugh, and feel loved and cherished

Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post

my wife is constantly mocking me for how lightly done I like my toast. “your hot bread is done,” she says to me. disgusting

I want everyone who’s unearthed this after 5 years to reblog it and say “lmao me” to know that getting divorced from this person was one of the best decisions of my life

pickles are some of the best veggies i dont get people who dont like pickles

like sure, putting them on a sandwich might make the sandwich soggy, but who doesnt like a nice crispy pickle as a snack? just eat it seperately

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