the 2020s really will have the gayest looking alt girl you've ever seen dating a guy who looks like the primordial 'mid 20s white brunette man' from plato's realm of forms. we need to pass some kind of law

For heaven’s sake let bi people exist

No. I am the only person that gets to be bisexual.

good news mtg players i've gotten exclusive spoilers for the next set of designed-for-commander chase rares

See i don't believe this David Byrne guy when he says he's some kinda psycho killer but when he starts in with that French shit he really freaks me out

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Wait why doesn't the narcissist have eyebrows

How do you think the dark empathy got in

JUST CHILLIN

In my

Cat in a tree..

Compilation of tonight's fun.

"Do it scared" is out. "Do it in a fugue so dense as to barely be penetrable by uncertainty" is in.

tableslop rpg

I made this as a goof a few weeks ago, and thought I may as well release it into the world. Fare thee well, Lowly Yaldabaoth!

PRO TIP FOR WOMEN IN STRAIGHT RELATIONSHIPS: tell your boyfriend you think that if he and his male best friend were a couple, he would be the bottom. If he reacts negatively this means he thinks being penetrated is degrading. Then you know to dump him. This is a WIN. DO IT NOW!

Or maybe he doesn’t like receiving anal, which is totally okay?? Dumping your partner over not wanting to be a bottom is a wild take omfg.

From the bottom of my heart this post is completely 100% serious if he doesn’t want to be his best friend’s bottom he doesn’t respect you and you need to break up with him immediately. You need to

Don't be PANICAN (A new party based on Weak and Stupid people!)

they always make the food in studio ghibli movies look so good!! 😍😍