Pinned
jisung, knowing how illegible his handwriting is: yeah no, i'll just read this
chenle, competitive: are you underestimating me????
jisung: *hands chenle the paper*
chenle:
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okay so far,
the dreamies are hippy aliens who advocate for peace, who also tried to run a cafe on their free time (we all know how that went down) and bc the cafe closed down, they then tried to start a restaurant with hot sauce as their staple ingredient but given their track record i think we all have a rough idea how that turned out
the 127s are fratboys who went to highschool together, currently attending Neo Culture Institute of Technology as computer science and engineering students, tried to work at an office twice or thrice (we also know how that went down) and are also secret agents (edit: canonically hackers, apparently) when they feel like it (edit: at night, literally)
the visions are rich kids who hang out together, they own an airline bc they seem to enjoy dancing in one particular airport, one of them can actually fly a plane who's also a good cook and makes music and stuff, one of them is a chef with cuisines dedicated for broke college students, but most of all they work for the big bosses: bella, louis, leon and their little fishes
let's all welcome the wishies! they are cupids who literally fell from the sky, trying to make people fall in love with each other (and failing bc they have a really, really bad aim), but now they're currently students and one of them poked himself with a pen while playing with it (again, cupids with such bad aim) then bc of it he fell in love with a ghost (who turned into a star). so far they've tried running a bakery, a ramen shop, and a toy repair shop, and now theyre trying their hands at corporate
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differentiating the unit maknaes like:
haechan, the all-rounder
- knows how to do everything somehow
- because he's brainy
- and it benefits his competitiveness bc he loves winning
over doyoung, specifically
yangyang, the opportunist
- definitely knows how to do things
- but pretends he doesn't
just so he can get kun to do things for him- pulls out the maknae card for his convenience
jisung, the confused
- poor little meow meow
- genuinely doesn't know how to do things apart from singing and dancing
- experiencing life for the first time
- gets a free pass bc he's just clueless™
sakuya, the kindergartener
- a child™ made of glitters, sparkles, and colors
- the maknaest maknae to have ever maknaed
- like have you seen this kid??? he's genuinely so CUTE but like not in a fanservice way but in a i-birthed-him kinda way
(johnny can attest to this) - probably the only maknae who can be ordered around to do things
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so i've been seeing wish contents for a while now and istg they're sooo weirdly adorable, like wdymmm when given the chance to be tiny, yushi would stand in the middle of a donut hole to try eating it from the middle BECAUSE WITH HIS CURRENT SIZE HE CAN'T EAT IT FROM THE MIDDLE!!?!?
WDYMMM SAKUYA STILL USES STRAWBERRY/BLUEBERRY-FLAVORED TOOTHPASTE BC HE CANT STAND THE SPICINESS OF REGULAR TOOTHPASTES?!?!??!?
yall the inside jokes and lores in the neo zone game is unbelievably layered like so far i've encountered haechan's 37.5 fm radio, xiaojun's undying love for mint choco, jaemin's namericano lab, yuta as a painter (who painted a person with no face but has the initials "MK" in it), chenle has a boarding house, and why is yangyang looking for schnappi in a jungle
(NEW!) sion running while brushing his teeth then getting his toothbrush stuck in his throat, ending up in the ER lore
(🔻) doyoung getting ice cream and got hit by a car, got to the hospital still holding on to his melting ice cream lore
(🔻) haechan breaking his pinky finger trying to run around a sharp corner to go to his cousin's house to play games lore
in celebration of Awsaz Returns (Jisung&Sion ep), here's a list of awsaz canon events that every pair will eventually go thru:
- "are you close with each other, yes or no"
- the pair does awkward hello's while the controller mcs cook up the cringiest ways to make it more awkward (basically doubling what they experienced and giving it to the next pair)
- no warm ups, they go straight into aegyo, winking, flirting, dancing, singing, all the shit introverts would get cold-sweat nightmares from
- they do this until one of them is either about to get a headache, about to cry, or has his blood boiling from the cringe
- orders will less likely be followed from here on and the pair will start rebelling here and there and will actually start bonding like how normal people do
- the pair will take selfies but the one not holding the phone will have to stand as far as he can so his face will be smaller than the other (they will do this to each other)
- the pair will exchange numbers and give each other nicknames
- some melodramatic moments will be enacted like it's a youtube dating show
- the mcs will join them at the end to celebrate their survival of the gruelling course
- the pair will pick another awkward pair and the cycle continues
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coming back here momentarily to say fuck taeil and fuck men. i hope the victim gets the justice they deserve. and a reminder to stop scheming and stop theorizing and stop worrying about anything other than the victim who was sexually assaulted and will have to live with that for the rest of their life. it’s insensitive to ask for the victim’s story or the victim’s ‘side’ because that person owes nothing to the public and most certainly owes nothing to people/fans who treat this as a ‘kpop scandal.’ always believe victims of sexual assault, too many of them go unnoticed