°̥✩stay curious, stay kind, stay weird✩°̥

@ghost-oftheriver / ghost-oftheriver.tumblr.com

name’s river :) im transmasc. he/him
assorted multifandom garbage
(hellaverse, tadc, gravity falls, sdv, genshin impact, + other stuff too sometimes)
✨flaming selfshipping trash pile✨
>>no DNI list bc they’re the dumbest thing ever, if you’re a dick i’m just gonna block you
(spam likes/rb’s are okay)<<
🖤our lives are so incomprehensibly short and absolutely nothing matters at all, so just do what you love and don’t hurt people🖤

Update from the man himself

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The Porn Guy aka The Nice Guy aka The Canadian side of Pornhub aka SFW Pornhub’s REAL NAME is Ryan Creamer. No joke, that is legit his real name.

Also this.

Which led him to this.

Bless this man.

I can appreciate him and the service he’s providing independently of the shitshow that is the platform he’s hosted on.

He remains just as funny and weird on other platforms dw

By the way, the topic he was presenting was

‘Can I get an Honorary Degree if I Just Ask Really Nicely’

⍑ᒷ∷ᒷ ⍑ᒷ ╎ᓭ. ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ʖᒷᓭℸ ̣ ᒲᔑリ ╎リ ℸ ̣⍑╎ᓭ ∴𝙹∷ꖎ↸. ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ 𝙹リᒷ ᔑリ↸ 𝙹リꖎ||.

do y'all remember when they found all that tf art in Osamu Tezuka's drawer post-mortem because I think about it often

anyway keep chasing your bliss and draw weird shit, god knows we need that right now

You know how rain frogs have lil butts and everyone loves them? Friends, we've been sleeping on the Lake Titicaca frog. It's got eyes that have seen god...

And an ass to match.

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